Not enough people learned the central lesson of Man Men: your idealized version of America was invented by an alcoholic dad in 1962 who was all the way in the bag by 2pm and counting the minutes until he could next fuck his mistress/secretary.

There's this constant discourse about how "the left" (whoever that is) has to stop being condescending and speak directly to men's issues. But these gurus are, without fail, more condescending to men than any feminist or SJW I've ever met.

My book club has a very special case of Coke Zero. Right this way...

Your reaction reminded me of Hot Fuzz when Timothy Dalton gets impaled on the model church.

I'm confident that Alito can write an opinion that allows Trump to run but throws Obama in jail because some of us talked about him running. Not certain it gets five votes. Three, sure.

I was on vacation and wanted to wash some mountain biking clothes, but my rental condo only had detergent pods, so I had to use a full load dose for like 8 pieces of lightweight athletic clothes. They ended up smelling like the detergent fragrance for 6 months. Fully radicalized me against pods.

I saw a Hummer H2 wedged into a parking space in Kyoto. Not sure how you'd take it anywhere.