J S Docherty
@jsdocherty.bsky.social
Funny stuff, occasionally on here, occasionally on other sites, sometimes on the Telly and Radio.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
https://www.comedy.co.uk/people/james-docherty/
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Watch or listen now to the latest episode of The Reject Pile where we feature 'The Doctor Won't See You' by @jsdocherty.bsky.social, and find out how we end up here...
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
Listen at open.substack.com/pub/lredward... or wherever you get your podcasts.
#comedy #sketch #Writing #writer #Podcast
After recording this on possibly the hottest day of the year in a studio without Aircon, we certainly went around the houses with questions and scenarios, which I blame entirely on heatstroke. Watch and find out more below.
Describe your sex life with a movie title. Or not. I’m not your mum.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Describe your sex life with a movie title. Or not. I’m not your mum.
Now pay attention Bond. These headphones have independent volume control, Bluetooth, and are so large they can be used as an emergency life raft.
Whatever a middle aged man fantasises his job would be, make it that. For whichever middle aged men you’re selling it to.
I’ve seen the John Lewis ad. They’re ravers now. Sean Connery’s Bond hated the Beatles.
I’ve seen the John Lewis ad. They’re ravers now. Sean Connery’s Bond hated the Beatles.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Now pay attention Bond. These headphones have independent volume control, Bluetooth, and are so large they can be used as an emergency life raft.
Revealed, the secret to my #comedywriting success #writingcommunity
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Revealed, the secret to my #comedywriting success #writingcommunity
Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.
Been enjoying this, worth nine minutes if your time (less if you listen at 1.2x speed)
06/11/25 This week's satirical roundup of the world's most talked about events, including
BOOTY BOY
HOLDING OUT FOR A ZERO
DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN
Find us where you find your podcasts
Apple tinyurl.com/32a6bry8
Spotify tinyurl.com/82nfk7yp
Buzzsprout tinyurl.com/fkw8dxdp
BOOTY BOY
HOLDING OUT FOR A ZERO
DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN
Find us where you find your podcasts
Apple tinyurl.com/32a6bry8
Spotify tinyurl.com/82nfk7yp
Buzzsprout tinyurl.com/fkw8dxdp
06/11/25 United State Of News - Comedy Pilot Presents
Another satirical roundup of the world's most talked about news.This week -Booty Boy, Holding Out For A Zero, Don't Mess with the Zohran, Find us at comedypilotpresents.com
tinyurl.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Been enjoying this, worth nine minutes if your time (less if you listen at 1.2x speed)
An American mistook me for Australian at a hotel in Budapest. When I pointed out I was English, he said accents were hard and asked where I thought he was from. He was a tad put out that I got it right. (He was from Ohio and I worked with a guy from Cleveland who could have been a carbon-copy)
Americans think British and Australian accents are the same. And here we all are. Localised for your pleasure.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
An American mistook me for Australian at a hotel in Budapest. When I pointed out I was English, he said accents were hard and asked where I thought he was from. He was a tad put out that I got it right. (He was from Ohio and I worked with a guy from Cleveland who could have been a carbon-copy)
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
To check which bit of the north east you're in, get them to say, 'I got the loaf from a look in a cook book'
Took me years to realise they meant "oo" as in "book" not as in "hoop". Just learn to pronounce the letter U, you cowards!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
To check which bit of the north east you're in, get them to say, 'I got the loaf from a look in a cook book'
Glasgow City Council has edited the video of a council meeting after a member forgot to turn his camera off while going to the toilet. The authority has apologised, saying it's the first time they've ever had a problem with a live stream.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #funny #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #funny #humour
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A brewer is planning to open a 150-year-old bottle of beer created for an Arctic expedition to brew a modern day batch. The bottle cost £3000 at auction, making it the second most expensive pint in Scotland after one at the Hydro.
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #funny #humour
#BTN #BTNNB #BTNRejects #jokes #funny #humour
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The glories of a bag of Tudor Crisps, especially their specials.
I occasionally bore people younger than I by telling them about how Walkers wasn’t really a prominent brand round here (TVS land) until 1992, 1993ish. Golden Wonder and Smiths were the big two.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The glories of a bag of Tudor Crisps, especially their specials.
Joey Barton found guilty
Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF
ALT: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Joey Barton found guilty
It's Friday afternoon, which means this week's #BreakingTheNews is available on BBC Sounds. This week, featuring a #joke from me
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
#Writing #Comedy #WritingCommunity #humour #funny #BTN
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
#Writing #Comedy #WritingCommunity #humour #funny #BTN
BBC Sounds - Breaking the News - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Breaking the News on BBC Sounds.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's Friday afternoon, which means this week's #BreakingTheNews is available on BBC Sounds. This week, featuring a #joke from me
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
#Writing #Comedy #WritingCommunity #humour #funny #BTN
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
#Writing #Comedy #WritingCommunity #humour #funny #BTN
Welcome to Hyundai. Would you like a car, a ship, a set of studio lights, or a Korean holiday resort?
Welcome to Michelin. Would you like some tyres, or a recommendation for an overly fancy restaurant?
Welcome to Kenwood. Is it a car stereo or a food mixer for you today?
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Welcome to Hyundai. Would you like a car, a ship, a set of studio lights, or a Korean holiday resort?
Delighted my sketch "TAFKA Prince Andrew" made it into the October run of @treasonshow.bsky.social in Brighton. Definitely taken a step forward in my #ComedyWriting this year #WritingCommunity
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Delighted my sketch "TAFKA Prince Andrew" made it into the October run of @treasonshow.bsky.social in Brighton. Definitely taken a step forward in my #ComedyWriting this year #WritingCommunity
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?