I call this picture "Salami" because I was eating, and they wanted to
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I call this picture "Salami" because I was eating, and they wanted to
I made my dogs bunkbeds because their crates were taking up too much space, but boy did I underestimate how much I'd hate the sight of an unmade (dog) bed... just messy for no reason
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I made my dogs bunkbeds because their crates were taking up too much space, but boy did I underestimate how much I'd hate the sight of an unmade (dog) bed... just messy for no reason
Live footage of a Doberman who refuses to save daylight lol
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Live footage of a Doberman who refuses to save daylight lol
Imagine fighting for the right to starve people...
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Imagine fighting for the right to starve people...
Guess I'll be re-waxing my floors tomorrow... 🥴🥴🥴
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Guess I'll be re-waxing my floors tomorrow... 🥴🥴🥴
What are we doing here? 😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What are we doing here? 😂😂
Lowkey, sarah strong gotta face card...
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Lowkey, sarah strong gotta face card...
Me: coughing my lung out
My dog: You gonna eat that meatball?
My dog: You gonna eat that meatball?
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Me: coughing my lung out
My dog: You gonna eat that meatball?
My dog: You gonna eat that meatball?
Chicago's ruthless. Just came back from a 5 day trip to find my driver's side window had been down the entire time...
What do you mean my car ain't good enough to steal!?
What do you mean my car ain't good enough to steal!?
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Chicago's ruthless. Just came back from a 5 day trip to find my driver's side window had been down the entire time...
What do you mean my car ain't good enough to steal!?
What do you mean my car ain't good enough to steal!?
So, I missed a few months...who this??? #BeyondTheGates
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So, I missed a few months...who this??? #BeyondTheGates
Me: Its reading season.
Xhosa: Say less
Xhosa: Say less
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Me: Its reading season.
Xhosa: Say less
Xhosa: Say less
Felt like vegging today, dogs said "dont have to tell me twice" 😂😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Felt like vegging today, dogs said "dont have to tell me twice" 😂😂😂
Lol, the league had such high hopes for these Finals 😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lol, the league had such high hopes for these Finals 😂😂
Well damn, gon'head and get your supermax...
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Well damn, gon'head and get your supermax...
Great opportunity for writers w USA Basketball...
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Great opportunity for writers w USA Basketball...
Him:Hey, do you work here (Lowe's)?
Me: Literally in a doorag, hoodie (advertising another company), and crocs...
Me: Literally in a doorag, hoodie (advertising another company), and crocs...
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Him:Hey, do you work here (Lowe's)?
Me: Literally in a doorag, hoodie (advertising another company), and crocs...
Me: Literally in a doorag, hoodie (advertising another company), and crocs...
Dear #WNBA Sky, I need yall to tap into #volleyball sky. Theres a 3+ weeks before ncaaw starts, so join the movement...
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dear #WNBA Sky, I need yall to tap into #volleyball sky. Theres a 3+ weeks before ncaaw starts, so join the movement...
So yesterday my dog decided to piss in my toolbox. (I dont know why either). He doesnt have great aim, so I deep cleaned and waxed my floors. The one upside to that whole debacle was having a house that smelled lemony fresh...
It rained today. It smells like wet dog, and I am depressed. #Tuesday
It rained today. It smells like wet dog, and I am depressed. #Tuesday
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
So yesterday my dog decided to piss in my toolbox. (I dont know why either). He doesnt have great aim, so I deep cleaned and waxed my floors. The one upside to that whole debacle was having a house that smelled lemony fresh...
It rained today. It smells like wet dog, and I am depressed. #Tuesday
It rained today. It smells like wet dog, and I am depressed. #Tuesday
Commissioner Kamala has a nice ring to it...
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Commissioner Kamala has a nice ring to it...
Usually I take the Evil Twins to the dog park for an hour. I let them stay for two hours today, they've been knocked out since 9am 😂😂😂 Woke em up for dinner and went right back to sleep. I'm a little worried they'll perk up at 1 am...
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Usually I take the Evil Twins to the dog park for an hour. I let them stay for two hours today, they've been knocked out since 9am 😂😂😂 Woke em up for dinner and went right back to sleep. I'm a little worried they'll perk up at 1 am...
Kinda shameful they included this when his murder is captured on video and we know what really occurred
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Kinda shameful they included this when his murder is captured on video and we know what really occurred