Justin R Turbyfill
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Justin R Turbyfill
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Overstressed Pet Parent. Lucky Husband to a wonderful woman. Anime & Manga fan. Proud Liberal. An Aquamarine in a sea of Rubies.
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Does that include his bonus and salary? Cause the number seems low.

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December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me, typing a long form response that says, “Sorry, I’m a broke bitch. But good luck in your fundraising endeavors.”
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December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Goddamn, even the cranberry sauce looks dry as fuck. And how do you bake fucking croissant rolls down like shrinking dinks?
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That first segment made Rockit stop grooming. Followed by dry heaving.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Really starting to think Bondi Boeberted her way into her job. She runs the HanDOJ
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is from my wedding vows to my wife 9 years ago last week. Grilled cheese isn’t mentioned, but it is implied.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump wants to know why Anne Frank didn’t thank the person who informed on where her family was hiding to the Nazis.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’m surprised SNL hasn’t brought Will Ferrell in to do Scott Bessent. It’s basically the Janet Reno Dance Party skit redux.
a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says janet king dance
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November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I feel like gallons of seriously soured sweet tea are gonna get spilled on January 6, 2026. But who knows at this point.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Justin R Turbyfill
Part two. Thank you for watching and sharing!
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is from his FB page. Total Ammosexual.
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM