Swinny
@jrswin1.bsky.social
Chicago through and through. Cubs, Bears, Notre Dame, and Arsenal fan. Can be seen running through the streets of Chicago with the legendary 3Run2 crew!!
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Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.
We shall call him "Sleepy Canks"
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We shall call him "Sleepy Canks"
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he's fighting for his life in this meeting
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
he's fighting for his life in this meeting
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When you stayed up too late shitposting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When you stayed up too late shitposting.
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I’m waking up tomorrow, in December and 🐻⬇️
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m waking up tomorrow, in December and 🐻⬇️
Orangina isn’t looking so good
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Orangina isn’t looking so good
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Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth are too stupid to realize this, but their over-the-top response to Mark Kelly's video guaranteed that *far* more people in the military would hear its message than had they ignored it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Donald Trump & Pete Hegseth are too stupid to realize this, but their over-the-top response to Mark Kelly's video guaranteed that *far* more people in the military would hear its message than had they ignored it.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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North London is red. Arsenal are six points clear at the top of the Premier League ⬆️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
North London is red. Arsenal are six points clear at the top of the Premier League ⬆️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
Soak it in, Gunners ❤️
But he looks really, really good in Red and White
NO WONDER SPURS WANTED TO SIGN EBERECHI EZE 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But he looks really, really good in Red and White
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the nail salon is playing a Gwen Stefani Christmas album in its entirety & I want to chuck a toaster into the foot bath of this pedi chair
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the nail salon is playing a Gwen Stefani Christmas album in its entirety & I want to chuck a toaster into the foot bath of this pedi chair
Queue up Karma Police
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Queue up Karma Police
We’re being lead by idiots
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We’re being lead by idiots
Not wrong
April 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Not wrong
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Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well.
Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:
Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:
How to Enter the US With Your Digital Privacy Intact
Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data.
www.wired.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well.
Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:
Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:
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I’m confused as to how the design and execution of this tariff policy wasn’t flawless. 🇺🇸
April 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m confused as to how the design and execution of this tariff policy wasn’t flawless. 🇺🇸
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He’s fucking dumb and we waste so much time pretending it’s always something other than “Trump is fucking dumb.”
The simple truth is that Trump believes that, if we send money to a county in exchange for stuff, we've just lost because now they have our money
Trump: "I spoke to a lot of leaders -- European, Asian, from all over the world. They are dying to make a deal, but I said 'we're not gonna have deficits with your country' ... to me a deficit is a loss. We're gonna have surpluses or at worst we're gonna be breaking even."
April 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
He’s fucking dumb and we waste so much time pretending it’s always something other than “Trump is fucking dumb.”
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“We talked to a bunch of leaders of businesses of all sizes this weekend. All are scrambling — even panicked — after all their planning was upended. But Trump and his Cabinet showed a real disconnection from the economic chaos unfolding coast to coast.”
- @axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
- @axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
April 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“We talked to a bunch of leaders of businesses of all sizes this weekend. All are scrambling — even panicked — after all their planning was upended. But Trump and his Cabinet showed a real disconnection from the economic chaos unfolding coast to coast.”
- @axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
- @axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
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“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.”
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
April 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.”
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
—Victor Hugo
We’re entering the “worse” phase.
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Bill Ackman is 200 S&P points away from going on CNBC and announcing his pronouns
April 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bill Ackman is 200 S&P points away from going on CNBC and announcing his pronouns
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April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What the actual fuck??
WELKER: Trump promised he was going to improve the economy on day one. What's your message to Americans who want to retire and have just seen their lifetime savings drop significantly?
BESSENT: Most Americans who have put away for years in savings accounts don't look at the day to day fluctuations
BESSENT: Most Americans who have put away for years in savings accounts don't look at the day to day fluctuations
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What the actual fuck??