Jamel Rodman
@jrodman.bsky.social
I will never have the mustache that I believe I deserve and I'm making peace with that.
I lost my cool with a coworker this morning. Sorry, but the whole "both sides are bad" position is so intellectually left at this point that I just do not have any patience for it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I lost my cool with a coworker this morning. Sorry, but the whole "both sides are bad" position is so intellectually left at this point that I just do not have any patience for it.
Learn to appreciate the little things in life.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Learn to appreciate the little things in life.
Just take. The fucking. Compliment. Jeez.
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just take. The fucking. Compliment. Jeez.
Sometimes I think about just how useless any human being would be while unarmed against a tiger and it makes me sad.
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes I think about just how useless any human being would be while unarmed against a tiger and it makes me sad.
I told this woman that I'm an atheist. She said "I'm sorry" like I told her I have cancer.
October 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I told this woman that I'm an atheist. She said "I'm sorry" like I told her I have cancer.
Fuck whoever wrote this one
September 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Fuck whoever wrote this one
Wondering if Hollywood will let us get a Josh Johnson / Ayo Edebiri crossover in the near future.
August 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wondering if Hollywood will let us get a Josh Johnson / Ayo Edebiri crossover in the near future.
A very rare occurrence this morning!
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A very rare occurrence this morning!
The smartest man on Earth, ladies and gentlemen!
July 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The smartest man on Earth, ladies and gentlemen!
You would think that the nerdy paleontologist guy in Rebirth would have one moment where he clarifies that two of the animals they're hunting aren't actually dinosaurs. But no. He actually actively miscategorizes them himself.
July 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You would think that the nerdy paleontologist guy in Rebirth would have one moment where he clarifies that two of the animals they're hunting aren't actually dinosaurs. But no. He actually actively miscategorizes them himself.
Saitama going from 0 to 100 pushups and a 10k run every day is actually pretty impressive for a regular guy.
July 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Saitama going from 0 to 100 pushups and a 10k run every day is actually pretty impressive for a regular guy.
I'm finally slim enough to ride enough to ride everything at Busch Gardens, but can't because any of the coasters might give me a heart attack. Oh, the irony.
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm finally slim enough to ride enough to ride everything at Busch Gardens, but can't because any of the coasters might give me a heart attack. Oh, the irony.
Kill Jurassic. Kill Fast. Bring us Cadillacs and Dinosaurs!
July 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Kill Jurassic. Kill Fast. Bring us Cadillacs and Dinosaurs!
My body is so weird. I'm still a whole fat man, but on this CCTV feed, I look so normal. People think it's good not to look fat, but when you are gaining weight and no one else notices, you can trick yourself into thinking it's not getting out of control.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My body is so weird. I'm still a whole fat man, but on this CCTV feed, I look so normal. People think it's good not to look fat, but when you are gaining weight and no one else notices, you can trick yourself into thinking it's not getting out of control.
F1: The Movie will remind you why you love blockbuster films. I highly recommend that you go see it on the biggest screen with the loudest sound system that you can before it's too late!
June 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
F1: The Movie will remind you why you love blockbuster films. I highly recommend that you go see it on the biggest screen with the loudest sound system that you can before it's too late!
Saw a half dozen or so neighborhood kids riding around on Lime bikes and scooters. Felt so nostalgic and familiar, yet so wrong at the same time.
June 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Saw a half dozen or so neighborhood kids riding around on Lime bikes and scooters. Felt so nostalgic and familiar, yet so wrong at the same time.
I kind of feel like screaming at the top of my lungs right now.
June 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I kind of feel like screaming at the top of my lungs right now.
I've trapped myself in a job that pays me less than I need but more than anyone else is willing to offer based on my resume.
June 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I've trapped myself in a job that pays me less than I need but more than anyone else is willing to offer based on my resume.
Norfolk has some very beautiful (expensive) neighborhoods if you know where to look.
May 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Norfolk has some very beautiful (expensive) neighborhoods if you know where to look.
30 minutes a day really isn't all that much. Sacrifice 1 TV show episode w/commercials per day to not die as soon is actually a pretty sweet deal.
May 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
30 minutes a day really isn't all that much. Sacrifice 1 TV show episode w/commercials per day to not die as soon is actually a pretty sweet deal.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop going out of your way for people who will never go out of their way for you.
May 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop going out of your way for people who will never go out of their way for you.
Random thought: I don't think I've ever seen footage of a black bear hunting another animal.
May 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Random thought: I don't think I've ever seen footage of a black bear hunting another animal.
How much would 3 months worth of rent change your current living situation?
May 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How much would 3 months worth of rent change your current living situation?