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Jenni Milward 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉🦓♿
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Writer | VO actor | OU BSc (Hons) | AMRSB @RoyalSocBio | Lefty/Social justice | LGBTQ+ | EDS Zebra | Disability/chronic illness | Tomb Raider AoD PotBA novelist | Woke AF | She/Her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉🦓♿

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Finished! 😈👻💀

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #KurtisTrent #AoD #AngelOfDarkness #crafts #sewing #embroidery #patches
A red-and-black, hand-embroidered patch with a skull and pentagram-inspired design set against a wooden background
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Getting into spooky season, AoD style 💀😈👻

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #AoD #embroidery #patches #crafts #sewing
A piece of red-and-black, work-in-progress embroidery set within an open sewing box
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I've been making my own #embroidery patches for a while now, but only just got hold of some stick n' stitch paper that works on my home printer. Suffice to say, fiddly geometric designs have been an absolute pain... up till now.

Holy SHIT 😍😍😍

#crafts #TombRaider
A photograph close up of an embroidery hoop, scissors, and embroidery threads on a wooden coffee table. The hoop contains a square of dark-brown felt with a transfer sticker on it
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Closely related to this other nugget of wisdom 😁
Still from The Lion King showing Rafiki the mandrill sitting in a lotus position with the words "The path of inner peace begins with four words: Not my fucking problem"
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Sorry, I had to 😂
A parody of an Ikea flatpack assembly instruction guide, showing a simple figure puzzling over an unassembled fleshy monster and a second figure smiling while on the phone to Ikea customer support with the fleshy monster now assembed correctly. The monster is an Atlantean centaur from Tomb Raider (1996)
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A little late, but to celebrate SOTTR's anniversary, here's a throwback to the Community Ambassadors' pack given to us by Square Enix for the official Shadow of the #TombRaider preview at #GamesCon 2018.

Can't believe it's been 7 years. Lots of happy memories ❤️❤️❤️
A pile of printouts on a wooden coffee table, showing a few pages from the official Square Enix Shadow of the Tomb Raider GamesCon 2018 Community Ambassadors' pack, including maps of the convention centre
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Not forgetting his other iconic role as Mr Beaver in the BBC's miniseries of the Chronicles of Narnia.

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A close up of a man's face, in full costume and make-up as a beaver from a BBC 1989 TV production of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
August 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Actual footage of me hearing we're in for another #heatwave next week 🥵

#TombRaider #AoD
Screenshot from Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness showing a man's charred corpse slumped in a plastic chair in a simple cell with a steelframe bed, cupboard, and tiled flooring.
August 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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🚨 Calling all #Tombraider fans! 🚨

Heading to Derby this October for #TR29?

#AoD writer #MurtiSchofield will be attending if you'd like to meet him in person!
A stone-textured circle against a black background with the words "Murti Schofield" in stylised white text alongside the address of his website www.murtischofield.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Who else can empathise with Eckhardt right now? 😂

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #Writing #fanfiction #AoD #PotBA
Screenshot from Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (remastered) showing the main villain, Eckhardt, in a grey suit lying dead against a pillar with three Periapt Shards sticking out of his body
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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"The book... from the library...!"

Note that Father Patrick doesn't say "labyrinth". He thought Lara had actually found the full-blown *library* – the library he *knew* was down there.

*cough* foreshadowing *cough*

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #AoD #PotBA
Screenshot from the Labyrinth level of Tomb Raider: Chronicles (Remastered) showing a young Lara Croft seated on a church pew at night, with candles all around, and a suspiciously large skeleton draped in a shroud sitting beside her.
August 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Absolute state of this shite.

#OnlineProtectionAct
Screenshot of the message that comes up when I try to view DMs on BlueSky: Age Assurance. You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen. The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on BlueSky, like adult content and direct messages.
July 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Oh goody, another site asking me to submit sensitive biometric and bank info just so I can send/receive DMs.

Sorry, Blueky, but laws or no laws, this is the age of AI theft you can fuck all the way off with this.

#MyDataMyChoice
Screenshot of an email with a blue sky image and text that reads: "Choose a method to verify that you are an adult. The BlueSky Social Team has partnered with KWS to confirm that you are an adult. By selecting a verification method below, you confirm that you have read KWS' Privacy Policy. Face Scan: We use Yoti to scan your facial features and estimate your age. Credit Card: We use Stripe to authorise your card. YOur card will not be charged."
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Exhibit C: Two blades instead of five, but come on... those gorgeous hand-crafted engravings on a remotely controlled bladed weapon? Lux Veritatis craftsmen would happily call this an Irenweapn.
A young, white-haired woman stares from her confinement in the blurred background towards a two-bladed weapon-device in focus in the foreground
July 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Exhibit B: That haircut and expression – that uncanny sense of jaded innocence, especially when threatened – is pure Morgau.
A young white-haired white woman looks sceptically at the person whose (clawed and monstrous) hand is visible holding onto her jacket lapel in a threatening manner
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Exhibit A: artifically augmented body with white-out eyes, specifically designated as a "bio-weapon"?

Okay, so it's Weyland-Yutani android tech and not Eckhardt's alchemical tinkering... but seriously, this is Morgau.
Bird's-eye perspective of a young blond-haired, white-eyed white woman wearing a skin-tight silvery garment in a high-tech stasis-type pod with HUD display lettering that reads: "Field Unit Reboot" and "Weyland-Yutani Bio-wepaons division"
July 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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And that's just the in-game view. The promo art is... very, very 90s.
Promo art for the videogame Duke Nukem Forever showing Duke standing behind a topless Lara Croft with his hands covering her breasts, both of them smiling cheekily
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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The original developers had an... interesting definition of friendship 😶
Screenshot from the 90s videogame Duke Nukem Forever showing Duke's PoV with his guns, HUD, and classic Lara Croft hanging in chains in a dungeon
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Added this anti-AI message to my website. Sad that I felt this was necessary.

#BoycottAI
Screenshot from a website, white text on a black background. Text reads: "Copyright Notice. Tomb Raider © Crystal Dynamics group of companies. TOMB RAIDER, LARA CROFT, and CRYSTAL DYNAMICS are trademarks of the Crystal Dynamics group of companies. No copyright infringement is intended with these works, as they are all non-sanctioned, unofficial, and entirely non-profit works of the author's own. All works listed on this site are Copyright © [respective years] J. R. Milward. No permission is given to reproduce her written, visual, or audio media elsewhere. J. R. Milward refuses permission to allow her works to be used in the training, development, or refinement of AI software at any time and for any reason. All writing and artwork hosted on this website have been lovingly created by humans without the use of any AI software." An icon of a red prohibition symbol with the letters AI in the middle accompanies the text
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Apologies if this has come up before, but do any of my Egyptologist friends know if this inscription inside the Tomb of Seth actually translates to anything meaningful? 😂 🤔

Adjusted the brightness/contrast for a better look.

#TombRaider #Egyptology #hieroglyphs #Gaming #TRRemasters
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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My Official Tomb Raider Fan Program badge just dropped. Absolutely love the beaten-gold effect 😍 Thanks so much to the Community Team at @tombraider.com and Crystal Dynamics❤️

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #OfficialFansiteProgram
A golden badge featuring Lara Croft's iconic silhouette and the words "Tomb Raider Official Fansite J. R. Milward ESTD 2024", surrounded by glowing light and alchemical runes
May 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Slept on the new haircut, but it's still pretty good 👀
A woman in a green t-shirt with shoulder-length brown hair
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I'm going by the following definition that encompasses social, economic, and political factors. If the shoe fits...
Quote from Wikipedia: "Neoliberalism is often associated with a set of economic liberalization policies, including privatization, deregulation, depoliticisation, consumer choice, labor market flexibilization, economic globalization, free trade, monetarism, austerity, and reductions in government spending. These policies are designed to increase the role of the private sector in the economy and society.[23][24][25][26] Additionally, the neoliberal project is oriented towards the establishment of institutions and is inherently political in nature, extending beyond mere economic considerations."
May 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Yeah, Gunderson is 100% more intimidating in the remasters 😱🤯 Zoicks!!!

#TombRaider #LaraCroft #Remasters #AoD
Screenshot from the videogame Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness remasters, showing a close up of two men: Eckhardt, with his hand on the shoulder of Gunderson
April 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I was today years old when I learned that Murti Schofield, the writer behind #TombRaider the #AngelOfDarkness, named Janice's elite "girls" **Tricoteuse**, after the ladies who used to sit knitting beside the guillotine during public executions and now I can't stop giggling like a maniac 😂🤯
A videogame screenshot of a blonde woman in a red jacket standing with her eyes closed and the words: "Move along, ma chere. You're giving me a headache". The character is Janice, from the videogame Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness
April 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM