Every time I get sick, it’s right before something important at work wtf
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every time I get sick, it’s right before something important at work wtf
Now watching: blue velvet
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Now watching: blue velvet
People are saying Apple was bad advertisers until this severance stunt in grand central but idk when have y’all know THe Apple to be bad at MARKETING
January 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
People are saying Apple was bad advertisers until this severance stunt in grand central but idk when have y’all know THe Apple to be bad at MARKETING
Love being in my 30s and waking up with a sugar hangover from too many cookies
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Love being in my 30s and waking up with a sugar hangover from too many cookies
Just ate shit in my apartment lobby while picking up my last couple Christmas deliveries
December 23, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Just ate shit in my apartment lobby while picking up my last couple Christmas deliveries
I love to be on my couch. It doesn’t get any better than On My Couch
December 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I love to be on my couch. It doesn’t get any better than On My Couch
And yet, over thanksgiving, my delusional ass parents told me they think I’ll be able to retire in my 40s 🤡
The average rent in the United States has about doubled since 2005.
December 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
And yet, over thanksgiving, my delusional ass parents told me they think I’ll be able to retire in my 40s 🤡
Incel era
I think I’m giving up. I literally may never have sex again
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Incel era
I think I’m giving up. I literally may never have sex again
December 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I think I’m giving up. I literally may never have sex again
Everything happens for a reason 💕
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Everything happens for a reason 💕
Think I’m getting slow ghosted…slosted, if you will….by a cute bassist I met last weekend
December 7, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Think I’m getting slow ghosted…slosted, if you will….by a cute bassist I met last weekend
Looks like a butt
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Looks like a butt
Is anyone watching dune prophecy
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Is anyone watching dune prophecy
Coining the term Catholic sober for when you’re sober from weed but not alcohol (opposite of California sober)
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Coining the term Catholic sober for when you’re sober from weed but not alcohol (opposite of California sober)
Watching love is blind uk and literally keep finding myself beaming at the screen. I love love 🤗
November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Watching love is blind uk and literally keep finding myself beaming at the screen. I love love 🤗
Doing dishes in my bathroom sink today because my garbage disposal is so backed up that I can’t use my sink or my dishwasher and my maintenance guy doesn’t work on weekends
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Doing dishes in my bathroom sink today because my garbage disposal is so backed up that I can’t use my sink or my dishwasher and my maintenance guy doesn’t work on weekends
KerMEAT was right there
please let me share this abomination i found during sandwich research
November 16, 2024 at 8:33 PM
KerMEAT was right there
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i hope mr tyson one punch man evaporates jake paul
November 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
i hope mr tyson one punch man evaporates jake paul
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice
Now we’re talking, blooskies
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Now we’re talking, blooskies
Had a ton of caffeine in order to hype myself up for my night out and now I’m going home early (yay) but I’m wide awake 👁️
November 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Had a ton of caffeine in order to hype myself up for my night out and now I’m going home early (yay) but I’m wide awake 👁️
An off night to top off this off week
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
An off night to top off this off week
Who up getting ready to queue for MCR tickets
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Who up getting ready to queue for MCR tickets
Had a dream last night that I had an arranged marriage with a guy who flirted with me once in high school
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Had a dream last night that I had an arranged marriage with a guy who flirted with me once in high school