Jonathan Funke
@jrfunke.bsky.social
#NeverTrump from the jump. One receipt of many: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-no-standing-to-deba_b_7904688
Punch line: it's a postcard.
July 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Punch line: it's a postcard.
In case you weren't tired yet of the NYT's palliative headlines.
June 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In case you weren't tired yet of the NYT's palliative headlines.
My parish knows how to keep its sense of humor. (Serves me right for being...late to the party.)
April 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My parish knows how to keep its sense of humor. (Serves me right for being...late to the party.)
Out shopping for appliances. Great relief to see the Federal Reserve Police responding to the major tariff incident now developing at Best Buy.
April 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Out shopping for appliances. Great relief to see the Federal Reserve Police responding to the major tariff incident now developing at Best Buy.
In case you're wondering how much to rely on AI as of Today, which on average is March 35, 2027.
March 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In case you're wondering how much to rely on AI as of Today, which on average is March 35, 2027.
"What a bunch of f*cking sissies. You think you're going to intimidate Michael Fanone? You think you're going to intimidate us? Guess what: you won't." @adamkinzinger.bsky.social on the threats yesterday and today against @principlesfirst.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"What a bunch of f*cking sissies. You think you're going to intimidate Michael Fanone? You think you're going to intimidate us? Guess what: you won't." @adamkinzinger.bsky.social on the threats yesterday and today against @principlesfirst.bsky.social
At left: @cnn.com on "The Fragility of America's Justice System"
At right: #PrinciplesFirst attendees waiting to re-enter the venue while a bomb threat is investigated ahead of John Bolton's remarks
We will wait calmly, then resume.
We will protect what is fragile.
We will not bend the knee.
At right: #PrinciplesFirst attendees waiting to re-enter the venue while a bomb threat is investigated ahead of John Bolton's remarks
We will wait calmly, then resume.
We will protect what is fragile.
We will not bend the knee.
February 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
At left: @cnn.com on "The Fragility of America's Justice System"
At right: #PrinciplesFirst attendees waiting to re-enter the venue while a bomb threat is investigated ahead of John Bolton's remarks
We will wait calmly, then resume.
We will protect what is fragile.
We will not bend the knee.
At right: #PrinciplesFirst attendees waiting to re-enter the venue while a bomb threat is investigated ahead of John Bolton's remarks
We will wait calmly, then resume.
We will protect what is fragile.
We will not bend the knee.
Calling out the hypocrisy of Republicans who accept the Jan. 6 pardons, Capitol Police Officer and Profile in Courage recipient Aquilino Gonnell says: "The same people who were running for their lives... need to remember that their oath is to the Constitution." #PrinciplesFirst
February 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Calling out the hypocrisy of Republicans who accept the Jan. 6 pardons, Capitol Police Officer and Profile in Courage recipient Aquilino Gonnell says: "The same people who were running for their lives... need to remember that their oath is to the Constitution." #PrinciplesFirst
"I had my 'cumbaya' phase, my 'let's work together, we're all Americans.' F*ck that. Our only job now is to defeat MAGA." Mic drop moment in the house for Capitol Police Jan 6 hero Michael Fanone at #PrinciplesFirst.
February 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I had my 'cumbaya' phase, my 'let's work together, we're all Americans.' F*ck that. Our only job now is to defeat MAGA." Mic drop moment in the house for Capitol Police Jan 6 hero Michael Fanone at #PrinciplesFirst.
"We didn’t care if it was AOC. We didn’t care if it was Marjorie Taylor Greene. We were there to protect the seat of government. These institutions--they're worth fighting for." @libradunn1.bsky.social #PrinciplesFirst
February 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"We didn’t care if it was AOC. We didn’t care if it was Marjorie Taylor Greene. We were there to protect the seat of government. These institutions--they're worth fighting for." @libradunn1.bsky.social #PrinciplesFirst
#PrinciplesFirst means putting timeless principles into modern practice. Great to hear
@heathmayo.bsky.social and @mcuban.bsky.social talking about what legit crypto and cost-plus drugs mean to swing voters and ordinary Americans nationwide.
@heathmayo.bsky.social and @mcuban.bsky.social talking about what legit crypto and cost-plus drugs mean to swing voters and ordinary Americans nationwide.
February 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#PrinciplesFirst means putting timeless principles into modern practice. Great to hear
@heathmayo.bsky.social and @mcuban.bsky.social talking about what legit crypto and cost-plus drugs mean to swing voters and ordinary Americans nationwide.
@heathmayo.bsky.social and @mcuban.bsky.social talking about what legit crypto and cost-plus drugs mean to swing voters and ordinary Americans nationwide.
"This is not a 'both-sides' threat to this f*cking country. Don’t do that...sorry about the F-bomb."
@WalshFreedom #PrinciplesFirst
@WalshFreedom #PrinciplesFirst
February 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"This is not a 'both-sides' threat to this f*cking country. Don’t do that...sorry about the F-bomb."
@WalshFreedom #PrinciplesFirst
@WalshFreedom #PrinciplesFirst
Bret Baier has a chance to make a difference too. What's the over/under on that?
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bret Baier has a chance to make a difference too. What's the over/under on that?
While Earth 1 tries to gauge the impact of 25% tariffs on our closest neighbors and allies, Fox is bravely tackling the crucial issue of Selena Gomez's tears.
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
While Earth 1 tries to gauge the impact of 25% tariffs on our closest neighbors and allies, Fox is bravely tackling the crucial issue of Selena Gomez's tears.
"Quite a mix of emotions there..."
Microsoft CoPilot brings the snark to the Menendez sentencing!
Microsoft CoPilot brings the snark to the Menendez sentencing!
January 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Quite a mix of emotions there..."
Microsoft CoPilot brings the snark to the Menendez sentencing!
Microsoft CoPilot brings the snark to the Menendez sentencing!
Thank goodness he'll address the national emergency of gas under $3 for the first time in 1,300 days
January 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thank goodness he'll address the national emergency of gas under $3 for the first time in 1,300 days
@criterion.bsky.social is *the* place for fans of the "oxymoron" genre.
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January 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@criterion.bsky.social is *the* place for fans of the "oxymoron" genre.
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Think of the new Navy uniforms
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Think of the new Navy uniforms
Airplane bathroom so small I have to remove my cap to use the sink
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Airplane bathroom so small I have to remove my cap to use the sink
Feeling a little less anxious about AI taking our jobs.
"This kiosk called in sick today"
"This kiosk called in sick today"
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Feeling a little less anxious about AI taking our jobs.
"This kiosk called in sick today"
"This kiosk called in sick today"
You'll be shocked, shocked to learn which great world power we all admire also thought the state should give more status to families with children. #MAGAReich
July 27, 2024 at 3:03 PM
You'll be shocked, shocked to learn which great world power we all admire also thought the state should give more status to families with children. #MAGAReich
The only T-shirt I need.
July 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
The only T-shirt I need.
It took two hours after the immunity decision for the Trump campaign to start using offers of "HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFO" as fundraising clickbait.
July 1, 2024 at 5:36 PM
It took two hours after the immunity decision for the Trump campaign to start using offers of "HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFO" as fundraising clickbait.