This is such a lie. The longest minute known to man.

Why are we taxing working people more than billionaires?

I was just inspecting the little tag on my cat’s collar and I’ve just realised she’s got the same telephone number as my wife. What are the chances of that?!

I love baked beans but I do feel the can design needs improving. Too many white T-shirts have been sacrificed to a bean juice death, caused by that last rigorous pull needed to get the ring-pull lid off.

Why do so many people listen to music/videos on trains with the audio on speaker? It’s very very weird.