John Porter
@jporterdoes.bsky.social
35. I put words on your screen.
San Francisco 49ers writer for Sidelinr Sports, Niner Noise/Fansided and 49ers Webzone.
Music writer for Spill Magazine, New Noise Magazine and Emerging Rock Bands.
See https://www.clippings.me/jporterdoes
San Francisco 49ers writer for Sidelinr Sports, Niner Noise/Fansided and 49ers Webzone.
Music writer for Spill Magazine, New Noise Magazine and Emerging Rock Bands.
See https://www.clippings.me/jporterdoes
Macallister wandering about like
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Macallister wandering about like
Alternative Mean Girls quote for October 3rd as Taylor Swift and Charli XCX get into a random feud:
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Alternative Mean Girls quote for October 3rd as Taylor Swift and Charli XCX get into a random feud:
Lost for words. Rest well, you goalscoring maniac, and thanks for making us all so happy while you were in a red shirt. You will quite literally never be forgotten.
July 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Lost for words. Rest well, you goalscoring maniac, and thanks for making us all so happy while you were in a red shirt. You will quite literally never be forgotten.
Me trying to understand Clattenberg
April 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me trying to understand Clattenberg
#49ers draft tier list, short explanations:
- Membou or Graham difference makers at key spots. Membou only 'real' OT in our range
- Harmon/Nolen are both excellent DTs
- Grant fine but a surprise
- OL bar Membou are meh/underwhelming - poor fits at OT
- Please god no projections like Stewart in R1
- Membou or Graham difference makers at key spots. Membou only 'real' OT in our range
- Harmon/Nolen are both excellent DTs
- Grant fine but a surprise
- OL bar Membou are meh/underwhelming - poor fits at OT
- Please god no projections like Stewart in R1
April 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
#49ers draft tier list, short explanations:
- Membou or Graham difference makers at key spots. Membou only 'real' OT in our range
- Harmon/Nolen are both excellent DTs
- Grant fine but a surprise
- OL bar Membou are meh/underwhelming - poor fits at OT
- Please god no projections like Stewart in R1
- Membou or Graham difference makers at key spots. Membou only 'real' OT in our range
- Harmon/Nolen are both excellent DTs
- Grant fine but a surprise
- OL bar Membou are meh/underwhelming - poor fits at OT
- Please god no projections like Stewart in R1
Van Dijk and Salah stay. FSGOUT weirdos in the mud. As usual.
April 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Van Dijk and Salah stay. FSGOUT weirdos in the mud. As usual.
Arsenal: *does anything*
Liverpool fans:
Liverpool fans:
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Arsenal: *does anything*
Liverpool fans:
Liverpool fans:
NFL playoff picks...
January 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
NFL playoff picks...
Hope someone lets amazon know
January 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hope someone lets amazon know
Then I broke a chair at Manchester Punk Festival:
January 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Then I broke a chair at Manchester Punk Festival:
12 years since I started comedy. Surreal.
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 AM
12 years since I started comedy. Surreal.
The usual for Spotify Wrapped, except I got to interview my #2 band - Pixies - this year....
And the artist behind my #1 song, Meryl Streek...
And the artist behind my #1 song, Meryl Streek...
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 PM
The usual for Spotify Wrapped, except I got to interview my #2 band - Pixies - this year....
And the artist behind my #1 song, Meryl Streek...
And the artist behind my #1 song, Meryl Streek...
Now seems a good time to mention it was 9 years ago that this disabled idiot who always dreamed of seeing his team went to San Francisco to see the 49ers for the first time.
Better yet, despite being a terrible team that year, we won.
Thank you Blaine Gabbert, Garrett Celek, and Marcus Cromartie.
Better yet, despite being a terrible team that year, we won.
Thank you Blaine Gabbert, Garrett Celek, and Marcus Cromartie.
November 15, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Now seems a good time to mention it was 9 years ago that this disabled idiot who always dreamed of seeing his team went to San Francisco to see the 49ers for the first time.
Better yet, despite being a terrible team that year, we won.
Thank you Blaine Gabbert, Garrett Celek, and Marcus Cromartie.
Better yet, despite being a terrible team that year, we won.
Thank you Blaine Gabbert, Garrett Celek, and Marcus Cromartie.