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If sand can think, can we all go to the beach?

Conversational non-combatant. 👋
SWE by day; mostly still a SWE by night. 🧑‍💻
Shitty latte art. ☕

Opinions are my own, nothing is an endorsement.
chick-fil-a except in 40k and they have to pray to the automated drive thru machine spirit to make the chicken spicy
December 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
In the carbohydrate laboratory tonight.
December 21, 2024 at 1:54 AM
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid 😅
todays my birthday.

it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Reposted by jpk
It's company holiday party season! Every year I start a thread of my favorite questions guaranteed to get you 20 minutes of lively conversation (as an introvert, this is how I thrive at parties).

What are your favorites? Here are some of mine...
December 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Over the past year or so, there's been somebody flying a drone around my neighborhood. Probably some kid who got one for their birthday and doesn't really have a clue about FAA Part 107... but it caused some concern amongst my neighbors.
December 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
An attempt was made. ☕
December 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
*engineer that secretly runs your company*
YouTube video by Programmers are also human
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December 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by jpk
She wouldn't believe it was eggnog season until she saw it - she was eggnostic
December 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The vanishing vestige of verification, a vacuous verisimilitude, ventures on with vexing visibility until the virtuous fucking learn how to use DNS.
December 6, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The frustrating thing about this thread is bsky basically has to take a position on the issue, and implement *something* that absolves them of responsibility, but knowing full well they have near zero power to control what happens to publicly accessible content posted here.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 27
For example, this might look like a setting that allows Bluesky users to specify whether they consent to outside developers using their content in AI training datasets

Bluesky won’t be able to enforce this consent outside of our systems. It will be up to outside developers to respect these settings
November 27, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Ah, I see the high-following, low-follower egirls are here too.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I sincerely hope all the Twitter transplants (myself included) consider leaving the always-on PvP conversational posture behind. Jumping to dunk on the slightest hint of disagreement makes for super boring discourse.
November 25, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Based and Turkey-pilled.
If you don’t like it you aren’t cooking it right 😜 we bought three when they went in sale after last thanksgiving and smoked them over the next six months, devoured them, and made stock with the bones. 😋
November 24, 2024 at 5:50 AM
If you think turkey is mid: skill issue.
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The best game to pop off to is wordle.
January 12, 2024 at 7:46 AM