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jpiwowar
@jpiwowar.bsky.social
Dad, husband, nerd, bicyclist, beer snob. Database geek (Oracle mostly) 🇺🇸🇨🇦
Other likes: puns, travel, transit, reading, chocolate
Dislikes: Mornings, screenshots of error messages, changing my social media avatar, character limi
Dammit, @thatjeffsmith.com , we lost Doc. 😢
April 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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One of the oldest arguments against giving any rights or process to the people we accuse is — one constantly “rediscovered” by the shallow and the dim — is “well they didn’t give their victims any rights or process.”

That’s fatuous.

/1
March 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.

I’m 50% certain.
January 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/strength-tra...
January 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Revisiting a bespoke, slightly janky deployment process I haven’t touched in a year:

“Oh man, I wrote docs! And scripts! Past me was _smart_! Thanks, past me!”

n hours later…
“Wtf, this doc makes no sense and I had to review a year-old Slack thread to fix a bug in this script. 🤬 you, past me!”
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Oracle AskTOM is now on BlueSky
bsky.app/profile/orac...
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Took less than a day here to hit the sweet spot
November 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Trying this thing out after eXiting long before it was cool, and Mastodon/Fediverse not quite sticking.

Based on previous engagement patterns, I’m more likely to be a lurker than a content creator, but seems silly to not have a single post? 🤷
November 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM