jp
@jpesq.bsky.social
Social services attorney on the Jersey side of the Philly suburbs; law, history, gardening 😶🌫️ and trading cards. MLB: Tigers/Phillies; NFL: Giants; NBA: 90s. @jpesq_ and @esqgranny on that other site and I'm too tired to maintain two accounts anymore.
"Pro-life"
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"Pro-life"
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It's such a fun time to be a New York Giants fan right now, I'll tell you what
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's such a fun time to be a New York Giants fan right now, I'll tell you what
It's such a fun time to be a New York Giants fan right now, I'll tell you what
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's such a fun time to be a New York Giants fan right now, I'll tell you what
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If anyone knows what time WBC tickets go on sale tomorrow for the PR pool, please lmk ✌️⚾️
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If anyone knows what time WBC tickets go on sale tomorrow for the PR pool, please lmk ✌️⚾️
Lol we still haven't done a god damn thing to try to recover from Reagan, wtf is this optimism that we're gonna bother doing anything about this 🤷♂️
It will take America *decades*—not merely years—to recover from what these robber barons did to us.
They destroyed our government, caused untold pain to the average American directly and indirectly, and used our money as their piggy bank.
And all of it *should* have been criminal.
They destroyed our government, caused untold pain to the average American directly and indirectly, and used our money as their piggy bank.
And all of it *should* have been criminal.
Silicon Valley’s Man in the White House Is Benefiting Himself and His Friends
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Lol we still haven't done a god damn thing to try to recover from Reagan, wtf is this optimism that we're gonna bother doing anything about this 🤷♂️
If I ran for office, my slogan would be "fuck 'em."
"Why do you want to enact a >90% tax rate on the ruling class?"
Fuck 'em, that's why!
"But then they'll just leave!"
Good! We're also enacting a 100% exit tax.
"Why?"
Because fuck 'em, that's why!
"And if they complain?"
👇
"Why do you want to enact a >90% tax rate on the ruling class?"
Fuck 'em, that's why!
"But then they'll just leave!"
Good! We're also enacting a 100% exit tax.
"Why?"
Because fuck 'em, that's why!
"And if they complain?"
👇
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If I ran for office, my slogan would be "fuck 'em."
"Why do you want to enact a >90% tax rate on the ruling class?"
Fuck 'em, that's why!
"But then they'll just leave!"
Good! We're also enacting a 100% exit tax.
"Why?"
Because fuck 'em, that's why!
"And if they complain?"
👇
"Why do you want to enact a >90% tax rate on the ruling class?"
Fuck 'em, that's why!
"But then they'll just leave!"
Good! We're also enacting a 100% exit tax.
"Why?"
Because fuck 'em, that's why!
"And if they complain?"
👇
I couldn't pull my phone out during the show because they would've kicked me out, but to answer your question:
Yes, Shane Gillis, you bombed tonight. Thanks for asking!
(Matt Rife was funny though!)
Yes, Shane Gillis, you bombed tonight. Thanks for asking!
(Matt Rife was funny though!)
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I couldn't pull my phone out during the show because they would've kicked me out, but to answer your question:
Yes, Shane Gillis, you bombed tonight. Thanks for asking!
(Matt Rife was funny though!)
Yes, Shane Gillis, you bombed tonight. Thanks for asking!
(Matt Rife was funny though!)
Man I could really go for a dnL rn
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Man I could really go for a dnL rn
"Evian spelled backwards is 'naive,' lol those silly French got us!"
Anyway, I'm eating here tonight 👇
(It's really good)
Anyway, I'm eating here tonight 👇
(It's really good)
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"Evian spelled backwards is 'naive,' lol those silly French got us!"
Anyway, I'm eating here tonight 👇
(It's really good)
Anyway, I'm eating here tonight 👇
(It's really good)
Idk when or how I acquired a Steve Walsh signed 8×10, but I've made no secret that my second-favorite football team is whoever's playing the Eagles, so that means I'm a Bears fan today! #cardsky
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Idk when or how I acquired a Steve Walsh signed 8×10, but I've made no secret that my second-favorite football team is whoever's playing the Eagles, so that means I'm a Bears fan today! #cardsky
Ok, maybe there's ONE situation in which I'll report someone for stealing from a supermarket.
www.nj.com/somerset/202...
www.nj.com/somerset/202...
Police sergeant charged with shoplifting 4 times at N.J. supermarket
David R. Canica is a sergeant with the North Plainfield Police Department.
www.nj.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ok, maybe there's ONE situation in which I'll report someone for stealing from a supermarket.
www.nj.com/somerset/202...
www.nj.com/somerset/202...
Thanksgiving is over, which means it's officially the xmas/holiday season, so here's a card I like to celebrate! #cardsky
(2018 Topps Holiday Shohei Ohtani RC)
(2018 Topps Holiday Shohei Ohtani RC)
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Thanksgiving is over, which means it's officially the xmas/holiday season, so here's a card I like to celebrate! #cardsky
(2018 Topps Holiday Shohei Ohtani RC)
(2018 Topps Holiday Shohei Ohtani RC)
It's Thanksgiving, so I thought I'd re-share my daughter's pumpkin pie recipe 😋
It's Thanksgiving week again, so I wanted to share my daughter's tips for making a pumpkin pie 👇
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's Thanksgiving, so I thought I'd re-share my daughter's pumpkin pie recipe 😋
Someone sent a happy Thanksgiving email to the entire office that said "Everyone enjoy time with their loves ones," and my first thought was DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I might be feeling extra cynical/antisocial today 🤷♂️
I might be feeling extra cynical/antisocial today 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Someone sent a happy Thanksgiving email to the entire office that said "Everyone enjoy time with their loves ones," and my first thought was DONT YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I might be feeling extra cynical/antisocial today 🤷♂️
I might be feeling extra cynical/antisocial today 🤷♂️
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November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pope Leo: stop mistreating people just because they're immigrants.
Peter Thiel: ANTICHRIST!
Peter Thiel: ANTICHRIST!
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Pope Leo: stop mistreating people just because they're immigrants.
Peter Thiel: ANTICHRIST!
Peter Thiel: ANTICHRIST!
If I'm being honest, I haven't trusted Campbell's since they switched the SpaghettiOs brand from Franco American and lied about not changing the recipe.
I'm so glad my cynicism has once again been reinforced.
I'm so glad my cynicism has once again been reinforced.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I'm being honest, I haven't trusted Campbell's since they switched the SpaghettiOs brand from Franco American and lied about not changing the recipe.
I'm so glad my cynicism has once again been reinforced.
I'm so glad my cynicism has once again been reinforced.
I just can't get over that, out of all of the infinite parallel universes in which I could inhabit, I'm stuck in the universe in which we CHOSE Back to the Future 2's alternate 1985.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just can't get over that, out of all of the infinite parallel universes in which I could inhabit, I'm stuck in the universe in which we CHOSE Back to the Future 2's alternate 1985.
I'm old enough to remember the good ol' days when companies stood by their products. Good times.
An out of touch tech bro, thinking he was funny, tore into Campbell's stock. Their recipe changes aren't helping too.
"The filing further alleges Bally launched into racist remarks about Indian colleagues, calling them “idiots” who “didn’t know anything” and couldn’t think independently."
"The filing further alleges Bally launched into racist remarks about Indian colleagues, calling them “idiots” who “didn’t know anything” and couldn’t think independently."
Campbell’s soup stock crashes over alleged ‘3D printed meat’
Campbell’s stock crashed more than 3% on Monday over a scandal allegedly involving ‘3D printed meat’ and hostile work environment.
finbold.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm old enough to remember the good ol' days when companies stood by their products. Good times.
I asked my middle school-aged kids to empty the dishwasher for me. You know, because I broke my finger?
The. Audacity.
How dare I ask them to put the clean dishes away so that I'm in less pain when putting the dirty dishes into the dishwasher?
The. Audacity.
How dare I ask them to put the clean dishes away so that I'm in less pain when putting the dirty dishes into the dishwasher?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I asked my middle school-aged kids to empty the dishwasher for me. You know, because I broke my finger?
The. Audacity.
How dare I ask them to put the clean dishes away so that I'm in less pain when putting the dirty dishes into the dishwasher?
The. Audacity.
How dare I ask them to put the clean dishes away so that I'm in less pain when putting the dirty dishes into the dishwasher?