Zynister Presence
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Enjoying life on the dry side of WA. Paramedic, serial hobbiest, dummy.
Once again, please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Once again, please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman.
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Please don't make me vote for Sacramento Patrick Bateman.
When your kid is having a good time but hits the wall and is overtired.
July 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
When your kid is having a good time but hits the wall and is overtired.
Oh, so FEMA camps are a thing now I guess
The DHS Secretary says Florida will receive funds from FEMA to build immigration prisons.
Depraved af.
Depraved af.
June 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh, so FEMA camps are a thing now I guess
Timeline did the thing
June 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Timeline did the thing
Body building is just competing posing, all the lifting weights is just training to make your pose look better.
May 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Body building is just competing posing, all the lifting weights is just training to make your pose look better.
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Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
LYNCHBURG, VA—In a move that betrayed no hint of his past behavior or experiences, a guy ordering a nonalcoholic beer Tuesday had reportedly either seen a ton of shit or no shit at all. “The second th...
theonion.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All
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Tragedy Strikes After RFK Jr. Vaccinated By Lone Doctor on Grassy Knoll: bit.ly/43pe4KX
March 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tragedy Strikes After RFK Jr. Vaccinated By Lone Doctor on Grassy Knoll: bit.ly/43pe4KX
I thought we figured this out a long time ago but any person who declares themselves king should be met with unlimited hostility. This isn't about anything in particular, this is just my politics.
February 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I thought we figured this out a long time ago but any person who declares themselves king should be met with unlimited hostility. This isn't about anything in particular, this is just my politics.
My millennial rainy day fund is just the same 50 dollars in my Venmo that my friends and I keep passing back and forth for pizza.
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My millennial rainy day fund is just the same 50 dollars in my Venmo that my friends and I keep passing back and forth for pizza.
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so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports
Madison and Nashville School Shooters Appear to Have Crossed Paths in Online Extremist Communities
Madison and Nashville School Shooters Appear to Have Crossed Paths in Online Extremist Communities
A month after a student opened fire at Abundant Life Christian School, another killed a classmate at Antioch High School. Both were active in an internet subculture that glorifies mass shooters and en...
www.propublica.org
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports
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a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
January 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
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In the past week, I have streamed Backdraft and half a season of Station 19. Here are my critiques of the Los Angeles Fire Department’s wildfire response. 1/37….
January 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In the past week, I have streamed Backdraft and half a season of Station 19. Here are my critiques of the Los Angeles Fire Department’s wildfire response. 1/37….
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Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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January 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
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Hoping the United Healthcare shooting is the US version of the Shinzo Abe assassination.
December 4, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Hoping the United Healthcare shooting is the US version of the Shinzo Abe assassination.
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doctor: You were practicing spin kicks in the kitchen?
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
December 2, 2024 at 3:33 PM
doctor: You were practicing spin kicks in the kitchen?
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
me: yep
doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove?
me: right
doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"?
me: yup
doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.
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I don't think it's ok to like any politician this much
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I don't think it's ok to like any politician this much
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This morning at Dunkin’ two older men ran into each other and had this conversation.
OLDER MAN 1: Hey! How’s it going?
OLDER MAN 2: “Sucks!!! What am I gonna lie to you?”
OLDER MAN 1: Hey! How’s it going?
OLDER MAN 2: “Sucks!!! What am I gonna lie to you?”
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
This morning at Dunkin’ two older men ran into each other and had this conversation.
OLDER MAN 1: Hey! How’s it going?
OLDER MAN 2: “Sucks!!! What am I gonna lie to you?”
OLDER MAN 1: Hey! How’s it going?
OLDER MAN 2: “Sucks!!! What am I gonna lie to you?”
In hindsight, the name Hannibal Lecter is stupid writing. "Gotta solve this murder, better consult my psychiatrist Dr. Blurder!"
November 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM
In hindsight, the name Hannibal Lecter is stupid writing. "Gotta solve this murder, better consult my psychiatrist Dr. Blurder!"
@iwriteok.bsky.social I think it's time for the Oprah episode.
More clown show appointments. Dr. Oz for CMS Administrator.
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I think it's time for the Oprah episode.