JP Bittner
@jpbmusic.bsky.social
Bassist, Teacher, Arranger, Hiker, Camper
Constantly looking for music I haven’t heard before
📍Atlanta, GA
Constantly looking for music I haven’t heard before
📍Atlanta, GA
Last day before back to school means lesson planning with home-arranged charcuterie.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Last day before back to school means lesson planning with home-arranged charcuterie.
It’s been 6 years since the one in North Charleston, SC
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s been 6 years since the one in North Charleston, SC
Last month some students got a little too crazy with Google Classroom, spamming the comment threads, but among them was a post by one reading “W MR BITTNER” followed by another saying “exactly he is so goated”
I’ve been substitute teaching at my future school and I’m already a superstar among the students.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last month some students got a little too crazy with Google Classroom, spamming the comment threads, but among them was a post by one reading “W MR BITTNER” followed by another saying “exactly he is so goated”
If there’s one thing I love about chopped and screwed remixes, it’s the unpredictability factor in skipping or repeating certain beats that throw off the nagging anticipation for a predictable form.
Chopped and screwed - Wikipedia
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November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If there’s one thing I love about chopped and screwed remixes, it’s the unpredictability factor in skipping or repeating certain beats that throw off the nagging anticipation for a predictable form.
How I’m feeling this morning. ✨
Crystal Thunder In the Wonder Safari
YouTube video by i'm z00ted
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
How I’m feeling this morning. ✨
Reposted by JP Bittner
Gorillaz - November Has Come - Demon Days
YouTube video by Gorillaz
m.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I haven’t been at my new teaching job for a full three months and I already have a fan who dressed like me. Dude even has a freakin name tag made!
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I haven’t been at my new teaching job for a full three months and I already have a fan who dressed like me. Dude even has a freakin name tag made!
Still addicted to jungle/dnb.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Still addicted to jungle/dnb.
Teachers, if you’re looking for books for your classroom, check out Half Price Books. Between their reduced prices and a few finds in their clearance section, I saved $114 after purchasing 14 children’s books.
September 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Teachers, if you’re looking for books for your classroom, check out Half Price Books. Between their reduced prices and a few finds in their clearance section, I saved $114 after purchasing 14 children’s books.
Reposted by JP Bittner
we’re past the point of scoffing at likeminded artists simply because you’re a hardcore kid and they’re a dark wave goth.
September 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
we’re past the point of scoffing at likeminded artists simply because you’re a hardcore kid and they’re a dark wave goth.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
This slaps.
Goes great after transitioning from «Судно» by Молчат Дома due to the tempi of both.
Goes great after transitioning from «Судно» by Молчат Дома due to the tempi of both.
Partenaire Particulier
YouTube video by Release - Topic
youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This slaps.
Goes great after transitioning from «Судно» by Молчат Дома due to the tempi of both.
Goes great after transitioning from «Судно» by Молчат Дома due to the tempi of both.
Reposted by JP Bittner
You gotta actively suck at something before you master it, and this is pretty much the whole reason AI evangelists are so viscerally repellent.
They're the logical end result of totally refusing to do something they suck at, expensively.
They're the logical end result of totally refusing to do something they suck at, expensively.
September 4, 2024 at 9:56 AM
You gotta actively suck at something before you master it, and this is pretty much the whole reason AI evangelists are so viscerally repellent.
They're the logical end result of totally refusing to do something they suck at, expensively.
They're the logical end result of totally refusing to do something they suck at, expensively.
Short and sweet
Chestnut Walnut Logo (2018-2019)
YouTube video by TANNAPON
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August 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Short and sweet
I love it when I’m given a job and no one fully trains me and when an issue arises the people who are supposed to train me just take over the job and make me just stand there.
August 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love it when I’m given a job and no one fully trains me and when an issue arises the people who are supposed to train me just take over the job and make me just stand there.
Morning commute jam
Found this thanks to the Gunnar Haslam mix made for Seeking Derangements.
Found this thanks to the Gunnar Haslam mix made for Seeking Derangements.
Pino D'Angiò - Ma quale idea (1981) HQ
YouTube video by Peer-Southern Productions
youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Morning commute jam
Found this thanks to the Gunnar Haslam mix made for Seeking Derangements.
Found this thanks to the Gunnar Haslam mix made for Seeking Derangements.
Soft start to the academic year means waking up early two days this week.
July 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Soft start to the academic year means waking up early two days this week.
Lowkey love this more than the Sade version and I love Sade.
Karen Smith - Paradise
YouTube video by F.G
youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lowkey love this more than the Sade version and I love Sade.
Great time seeing Vampire Weekend in Asheville with my best friend and girlfriend.
June 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Great time seeing Vampire Weekend in Asheville with my best friend and girlfriend.
I’ve been substitute teaching at my future school and I’m already a superstar among the students.
May 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’ve been substitute teaching at my future school and I’m already a superstar among the students.
When you substitute teach at a school in the middle of state testing, sometimes you come across the funniest unintentionally placed motivation posters.
April 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When you substitute teach at a school in the middle of state testing, sometimes you come across the funniest unintentionally placed motivation posters.
Flu/Covid test came back negative, thank goodness. Glad I’m just regular sick.
I’ve been longterm substituting since January 6th (hmm) and the sickness from all the kid germs have finally caught up to me just now.
March 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Flu/Covid test came back negative, thank goodness. Glad I’m just regular sick.
I’ve been longterm substituting since January 6th (hmm) and the sickness from all the kid germs have finally caught up to me just now.
March 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’ve been longterm substituting since January 6th (hmm) and the sickness from all the kid germs have finally caught up to me just now.
Sixth year of teaching and I still detest the “Sunday Scaries”. Nowhere near as scary as my first year, now it’s just my body preparing to be tired again this week.
March 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sixth year of teaching and I still detest the “Sunday Scaries”. Nowhere near as scary as my first year, now it’s just my body preparing to be tired again this week.