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John Painz
@jpainz.bsky.social
Writer, director, I rescue birds and I love Oingo Boingo. Read my books: mybook.to/thebluefiles
If any of the pages looks like this, humanity is doomed.
July 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Another month, another page. Awesome.

#writingcommunity #kdp #sigh
May 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yooooooo.

Go buy my book: mybook.to/thebluefiles
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
At this rate I'm gonna get audited.
February 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Here's me, playing a delivery guy in the German remake of my first feature film Stuck. Being only about 1/4 German myself, I tried to really get into character. The film is called Draußen die Welt (Outside the World) and it will hopefully have its debut this year!

www.imdb.com/title/tt2704...
February 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My ride is here.
February 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hello to my new followers. Nice to see so many writers finding their way here from that cesspool. I'm giving away three copies of my first book Blue, Upstate. If you're a fan of James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, and Gregory McDonald, I think you'll really get a kick out of it. First come, first served.
February 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I wonder what this one's going to do to her own face. I suspect get surgery from this guy.
December 10, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Goddammit. @jamesgunn.bsky.social your Bizarro account almost got me there for a moment.
December 8, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Fix your handle.
November 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
First three people who comment get a free ebook of my first novel, Blue, Upstate. If you like crime fiction, I think you'll really enjoy this. It's James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, and Gregory McDonald rolled into one.
November 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Introduce yourself with
One book📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
November 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM