jozerdan.bsky.social
@jozerdan.bsky.social
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I was going to ask what happened to Alien Ant Farm as a joke and then they released an album last year.
July 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
80 to a cell, bare metal beds, no privacy, malnutrition, prideful assertions that you'll only leave in a coffin. No trial, no help, no hope.

Same video evidence we throw at deniers.

We are the USA, this is what we're doing to people, this is who we are. Don't look away.
May 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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First Germany, then Canada, and now Australia. Antifascists are making a global comeback.
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I was with an animal at the end of its life. We didn't know each other. I hope it didn't feel alone. I kept this candle alive for a long time after, thinking about you.
May 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Setting off the decibel alarm that tells the AirBnB owner I'm breaking the no parties rule but I was just pooping with the bathroom door open
April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you throw trash out of your car window one of us will find you and you better hope it's me.
Blue Springs cleanup!
April 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Mic drop
April 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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35 years ago today, Fugazi's debut album, "Repeater," was released, featuring the opening track "Turnover."

Fugazi - Turnover - (Live 1991)

#punk #punkrock #hardcorepunk #repeater #fugazi #history #otd
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Runner's high is a myth concocted to sell more runs
April 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I am advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trying to disassociate the correct amount at the dentist
April 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Robert Shoe invented shoes when he tried to put on socks twice
March 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"If they don't have a criminal record, surely they're more dangerous because we don't have a profile of what they've done or will do." - Let me know why you think this reasoning will be limited to ICE arresting people who don't look like you.
March 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Remember Missouri's DOGE portal is up and you can pick any random losing lawsuit from our dumbass Attorney General as an example of government waste and submit it.

www.senate.mo.gov/committeefor...
Government Efficiency Portal
www.senate.mo.gov
March 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How can I report a Spotify user who let a click into their soft lofi no click playlist?
March 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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We are arms dealers to terrorists.
February 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.

HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do you ever get sad thinking about how Clone Troopers were barely allowed to poop
February 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well
To our Kansas City brothers and sisters who happen to also be undocumented.

You are not alone. You are loved, you are seen, and the working class in this town stands with you. We got your back.

Even if city hall doesn’t. Shame.
February 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I woke up at 6 am, played a game for an hour, and now am well into getting chores done instead of thinking about what I need to do til 1 pm and booting up a game at 9:07 pm. Is that illegal?
February 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM