Joy
@joythedatanerd.bsky.social
18th century royal with an ego problem
As part of the effort to make splat.top easier to maintain, it’s now moved to ArgoCD! It looks so nice looking at my website all laid out like this :D
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As part of the effort to make splat.top easier to maintain, it’s now moved to ArgoCD! It looks so nice looking at my website all laid out like this :D
I played exactly one year of Splatoon 1
Felt like a LOT longer ngl
Felt like a LOT longer ngl
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I played exactly one year of Splatoon 1
Felt like a LOT longer ngl
Felt like a LOT longer ngl
He’s a dapper little gentleman
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He’s a dapper little gentleman
Here’s my cat in a box
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here’s my cat in a box
Or maybe I just gestured wildly to get a reward not unlike a dog or a horse
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Or maybe I just gestured wildly to get a reward not unlike a dog or a horse
Idk why people debate Nim Chimpsky having a grasp on language, this clearly communicated what I wanted.
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Idk why people debate Nim Chimpsky having a grasp on language, this clearly communicated what I wanted.
For context for this, the “entire community” is closer to 1400 teams worth of players which is… a lot
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
For context for this, the “entire community” is closer to 1400 teams worth of players which is… a lot
Seconds before disaster
October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Seconds before disaster
Update! Now you can see score and rank deltas the day after an event is recorded. I also (hopefully) fixed the stale update bug, it should update automatically from here on out without issue.
October 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Update! Now you can see score and rank deltas the day after an event is recorded. I also (hopefully) fixed the stale update bug, it should update automatically from here on out without issue.
Yeah it’s never been a watchable game
October 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yeah it’s never been a watchable game
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
it took a stupid amount of math and effort but I managed to make it so rankings can also give you the direct score contribution of a single match.
August 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
it took a stupid amount of math and effort but I managed to make it so rankings can also give you the direct score contribution of a single match.
I'm sorry to report that most of the plus vote failures are legitimate. It is actually surprising how well the plus server votes are doing to maintain their skill distribution.
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm sorry to report that most of the plus vote failures are legitimate. It is actually surprising how well the plus server votes are doing to maintain their skill distribution.
Losses bugged out and I have no idea why. Fascinating. I'll have to owe you the losses for now
August 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Losses bugged out and I have no idea why. Fascinating. I'll have to owe you the losses for now
Here's wins and losses!
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Here's wins and losses!
Here you go! I'm surprised those old sink or swims are so influential, must've been gigantic wins :D
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Here you go! I'm surprised those old sink or swims are so influential, must've been gigantic wins :D
consider it ground o7
August 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
consider it ground o7