jovialparadox.bsky.social
@jovialparadox.bsky.social
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The Akron Groomsmen would be proud
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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deeply weird to be in the healthiest and most stable period of your life thus far precisely as the wider world seems to be falling apart
June 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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i love comics holy shit
One of the cartoons from Physics for Cats
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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reup a classic
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink

132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
May 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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it's not at all coherent but please know my brain has been doing this constantly for the past few hours
April 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm not surprised Cory Booker is fighting so hard. He was the mayor of Newark NJ, where he needed beat muggings off using a 35-pound rat as a flail every time he walked to his office.
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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"If America hasn't broken your heart, you haven't loved her enough."

Corey Booker, just now.
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My Mr. Smith Goes to Washington loving ass is hooting and hollering right now. I am so proud of Cory Booker and his staff who is presumably pouring crushed up adderall directly into his water.
April 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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your honour, i did it for the vine
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM