Hired Beard
@jotham.bsky.social
I've heard of the spreadsheet mines. Fuck the spreadsheet mines. Fuck the software battery-hen farms. Things enjoyer. Indie games. Computer graphics. New Zealand.
When you wrote this, it was miserable. Calming down now, spring is full noise. How about you?
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When you wrote this, it was miserable. Calming down now, spring is full noise. How about you?
This is too much like work for Easter Monday.
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This is too much like work for Easter Monday.
Love that guy, also regularly depresses the shit out of me.
April 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Love that guy, also regularly depresses the shit out of me.
Do it. Starter packs are basically why this platform 'stuck' for me. I was like, oh I see, yes, don't mind if I do.
April 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Do it. Starter packs are basically why this platform 'stuck' for me. I was like, oh I see, yes, don't mind if I do.
We had like 3-4 bang crackle pops here in northern Taranaki. Low key feel ripped off.
April 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
We had like 3-4 bang crackle pops here in northern Taranaki. Low key feel ripped off.
It's a global issue. Dodging funding rules for campaign advantage. Many such cases. Not even a left or right thing.
April 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's a global issue. Dodging funding rules for campaign advantage. Many such cases. Not even a left or right thing.
Fuck both of these lads suck.
April 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Fuck both of these lads suck.
I like to think it's just my subconscious hating capitalism. I have no problem cooking or wanking. Sorry to be crass.
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I like to think it's just my subconscious hating capitalism. I have no problem cooking or wanking. Sorry to be crass.
Serious question. Do you think lack of executive function is the problem? Like, we know what to do, but then just don't do it? I've been awake at 3AM knowing there is about 20 minutes of work involved, and I just wont / cant / shant or w/e. Eventually do it before dawn. Seems ridiculous to me.
March 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Serious question. Do you think lack of executive function is the problem? Like, we know what to do, but then just don't do it? I've been awake at 3AM knowing there is about 20 minutes of work involved, and I just wont / cant / shant or w/e. Eventually do it before dawn. Seems ridiculous to me.
I think the idea of treating it as a hazard / construction mood was inspired, like, sure be on guard, but don't panic like the cops are at your door or an ambulance is trying to pass you.
March 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think the idea of treating it as a hazard / construction mood was inspired, like, sure be on guard, but don't panic like the cops are at your door or an ambulance is trying to pass you.
Just in time for H5N1.
March 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just in time for H5N1.
I follow anyone that is team bird.
March 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I follow anyone that is team bird.
You just know this group of dipshits decided amongst themselves to use Signal because that's what they use for girls and coke, so it was least effort.
March 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
You just know this group of dipshits decided amongst themselves to use Signal because that's what they use for girls and coke, so it was least effort.
Grabbed it. Looks good. Thanks!
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Grabbed it. Looks good. Thanks!
Feel like that is the same here in NZ with Gaza.
March 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Feel like that is the same here in NZ with Gaza.