joss hoskie 🏳️🌈
@josshoskie.bsky.social
Touching grass ain't enough, I need terrible things to happen to terrible people. Fat. ADHD. 🔞 MDNI
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
"Joss how was Thanksgiving?" Oh you know, I made new cover art for @longestsoloever.com's Power Rangers cover and then stuffed my face with ham, so pretty good
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Joss how was Thanksgiving?" Oh you know, I made new cover art for @longestsoloever.com's Power Rangers cover and then stuffed my face with ham, so pretty good
WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) - ★★★★
Not as good as the first film, but such is the curse of act twos. Still, the film went by delightfully fast and the cast continues to shine. Plus I only cried four times!
Oh and I stand corrected: ima get fucked by that scarecrow
Not as good as the first film, but such is the curse of act twos. Still, the film went by delightfully fast and the cast continues to shine. Plus I only cried four times!
Oh and I stand corrected: ima get fucked by that scarecrow
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) - ★★★★
Not as good as the first film, but such is the curse of act twos. Still, the film went by delightfully fast and the cast continues to shine. Plus I only cried four times!
Oh and I stand corrected: ima get fucked by that scarecrow
Not as good as the first film, but such is the curse of act twos. Still, the film went by delightfully fast and the cast continues to shine. Plus I only cried four times!
Oh and I stand corrected: ima get fucked by that scarecrow
Somebody cast this man as Ebenezer Scrooge and I will be seated day one
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Somebody cast this man as Ebenezer Scrooge and I will be seated day one
Watching @ryetoast.bsky.social's Amanda the Adventurer 3 VOD and i love him
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Watching @ryetoast.bsky.social's Amanda the Adventurer 3 VOD and i love him
The horrors persist but at least I'm cute
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The horrors persist but at least I'm cute
Frozen 2: I went "yup, I feel that haha" after the first stanza of Into the Unknown, then it hit me with "You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear / And if I heard you -- Which I don't!" I only stopped spiraling after went "Ok I have shit to deal with, I'm not doing in Frozen Fucking 2!"
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Frozen 2: I went "yup, I feel that haha" after the first stanza of Into the Unknown, then it hit me with "You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear / And if I heard you -- Which I don't!" I only stopped spiraling after went "Ok I have shit to deal with, I'm not doing in Frozen Fucking 2!"
This little shit? This fucking bastard right here?
I love him.
I love him.
October 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This little shit? This fucking bastard right here?
I love him.
I love him.
Of course there's a scrapped alternate draft of When You Wish Upon a Weinstein. Of course there's an alternate song. Of course it's a parody of "Friend Like Me."
No matter what I do I can't get away from this fucker
No matter what I do I can't get away from this fucker
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Of course there's a scrapped alternate draft of When You Wish Upon a Weinstein. Of course there's an alternate song. Of course it's a parody of "Friend Like Me."
No matter what I do I can't get away from this fucker
No matter what I do I can't get away from this fucker
You think I have a type?
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You think I have a type?
Unfortunately may be back on my serial killer to raise status in life (but British) bullshit I fear
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Unfortunately may be back on my serial killer to raise status in life (but British) bullshit I fear
It appears the time has come for me to post this Jasun Mark TikTok that lives rent free in my head
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It appears the time has come for me to post this Jasun Mark TikTok that lives rent free in my head
YO! This morning my sweet, perfect, lovely little princess Judy decided to use my phone as a chew toy and fully killed the screen, and I could use some help getting a replacement if you're feeling generous
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October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
YO! This morning my sweet, perfect, lovely little princess Judy decided to use my phone as a chew toy and fully killed the screen, and I could use some help getting a replacement if you're feeling generous
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You have to make your own fun in life when you can
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You have to make your own fun in life when you can
"Ugh but she's just milking her hands for money"
Who said you have to spend money? 🏴☠️
Who said you have to spend money? 🏴☠️
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Ugh but she's just milking her hands for money"
Who said you have to spend money? 🏴☠️
Who said you have to spend money? 🏴☠️
Just a reminder, you can change album artwork in your Apple Music library
October 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just a reminder, you can change album artwork in your Apple Music library
I'm not going to accept any interpretation of Father Figure other than it was written about Scott Borchetta, solely because it is very funny to imagine it being sung by her
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm not going to accept any interpretation of Father Figure other than it was written about Scott Borchetta, solely because it is very funny to imagine it being sung by her
POV you're a Disney executive who's decided to axe that fish lady's song
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
POV you're a Disney executive who's decided to axe that fish lady's song
She will always be mother, comedy nerds can die mad about it
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
She will always be mother, comedy nerds can die mad about it
Mr. President, Kristen Wiig has hit Good Hang
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Mr. President, Kristen Wiig has hit Good Hang
Currently using my knowledge of book repair via The Contoured Librarian for evil, stay tuned 👍
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Currently using my knowledge of book repair via The Contoured Librarian for evil, stay tuned 👍