JoshyLongLegs
@joshylonglegs.bsky.social
Long legs, big dreams 🦵🧌💭
Director and GM for Fable Events - using TTRPGs to help bring teams together 📈💼🐲
DM for Dice and a Slice 🍰🎲🐙
Actor, Producer, Jester 🎭📝🃏
Director and GM for Fable Events - using TTRPGs to help bring teams together 📈💼🐲
DM for Dice and a Slice 🍰🎲🐙
Actor, Producer, Jester 🎭📝🃏
When I got married I bought my wife a sword, women deserve swords.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When I got married I bought my wife a sword, women deserve swords.
Had a great quiz team name tonight:
"We're only here for the funeral"
"We're only here for the funeral"
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Had a great quiz team name tonight:
"We're only here for the funeral"
"We're only here for the funeral"
worrying you've accidentally given a masonic handshake at an interview is a normal thing, right?
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
worrying you've accidentally given a masonic handshake at an interview is a normal thing, right?
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 is one of the best games I've ever played and I'm only 2/3 of the way through.
Play it.
Play it.
June 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 is one of the best games I've ever played and I'm only 2/3 of the way through.
Play it.
Play it.
First day of pride month, happy pride
June 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
First day of pride month, happy pride
Today I made a hollandaise with the consistency of greek yoghurt.
I don't know how I did it, I won't be able to recreate it.
It feels abhorrent.
I don't know how I did it, I won't be able to recreate it.
It feels abhorrent.
April 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Today I made a hollandaise with the consistency of greek yoghurt.
I don't know how I did it, I won't be able to recreate it.
It feels abhorrent.
I don't know how I did it, I won't be able to recreate it.
It feels abhorrent.
Inside me are two wolves.
One is sleep, the other is caffeine and ritalin.
Neither one is winning.
I am losing.
One is sleep, the other is caffeine and ritalin.
Neither one is winning.
I am losing.
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Inside me are two wolves.
One is sleep, the other is caffeine and ritalin.
Neither one is winning.
I am losing.
One is sleep, the other is caffeine and ritalin.
Neither one is winning.
I am losing.
I HATE CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES OH MY GOD STOP PUTTING CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES AND LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE I FUVKING WOULD AAAAAA
March 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I HATE CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES OH MY GOD STOP PUTTING CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES AND LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE I FUVKING WOULD AAAAAA
At the dentists today, hoping that I get a good grade in having teeth.
Which is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
Which is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
January 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
At the dentists today, hoping that I get a good grade in having teeth.
Which is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
Which is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
There were some dogs fighting on the street outside and both cats were at the window like 👀👀👀
These messy bitches just love drama
Didn't get a picture cause I had to move, and they didn't like that
These messy bitches just love drama
Didn't get a picture cause I had to move, and they didn't like that
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
There were some dogs fighting on the street outside and both cats were at the window like 👀👀👀
These messy bitches just love drama
Didn't get a picture cause I had to move, and they didn't like that
These messy bitches just love drama
Didn't get a picture cause I had to move, and they didn't like that
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If this is how it's gonna be
January 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If this is how it's gonna be
I know that eating several times a day is what you're supposed to do, but what if instead you had "Snake Meal"
A revolutionary* new concept where you just eat ONE BIG MEAL
A meal so big it makes you CRY
A revolutionary* new concept where you just eat ONE BIG MEAL
A meal so big it makes you CRY
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know that eating several times a day is what you're supposed to do, but what if instead you had "Snake Meal"
A revolutionary* new concept where you just eat ONE BIG MEAL
A meal so big it makes you CRY
A revolutionary* new concept where you just eat ONE BIG MEAL
A meal so big it makes you CRY
What if, instead of hot water, we made gravy with chilled, sparkling water.
Fizzy gravy.
Refreshing with a dollop of cranberry sauce and a wedge of turkey
Fizzy gravy.
Refreshing with a dollop of cranberry sauce and a wedge of turkey
December 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
What if, instead of hot water, we made gravy with chilled, sparkling water.
Fizzy gravy.
Refreshing with a dollop of cranberry sauce and a wedge of turkey
Fizzy gravy.
Refreshing with a dollop of cranberry sauce and a wedge of turkey
Hmmm still sad even when very busy?
New, new.
Interesting, bad.
New, new.
Interesting, bad.
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Hmmm still sad even when very busy?
New, new.
Interesting, bad.
New, new.
Interesting, bad.
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PSA for newbies:
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This is an inclusive space for blind and visually impaired people.
Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people.
Also, please share this skeet, rather than liking it, to ensure the message gets delivered.
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This is an inclusive space for blind and visually impaired people.
Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people.
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November 16, 2024 at 12:18 PM
PSA for newbies:
Please include ALT text on your images.
This is an inclusive space for blind and visually impaired people.
Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people.
Also, please share this skeet, rather than liking it, to ensure the message gets delivered.
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Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people.
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I've remembered that this exists and seems to be the in-vogue social media
November 16, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I've remembered that this exists and seems to be the in-vogue social media
You can peer from a boat;
But you cannot Boat from a pier.
But you cannot Boat from a pier.
November 18, 2023 at 8:19 PM
You can peer from a boat;
But you cannot Boat from a pier.
But you cannot Boat from a pier.
Moustache, a series
October 22, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Moustache, a series
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Dick pic is named after Richard Picture, the inventor of men's genital photography
October 7, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Dick pic is named after Richard Picture, the inventor of men's genital photography
Forgot bluesky existed lol
October 7, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Forgot bluesky existed lol
Though standing in line to poop I (and my IBS) could do without
There is an unusual tranquility (to me) about stopping off for a coffee at a service station.
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
September 29, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Though standing in line to poop I (and my IBS) could do without
There is an unusual tranquility (to me) about stopping off for a coffee at a service station.
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
September 29, 2023 at 12:52 PM
There is an unusual tranquility (to me) about stopping off for a coffee at a service station.
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
Being in a cafe with other travelers, resting from their drives, stretching their limbs. Some reading books, others sending emails.
One weirdo romanticising the Starbucks in the corner...
Unrelated, I forgot to wear a shirt to my quiz gig tonight so I'm going for a T-Shirt in a blazer look... which is certainly something
September 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Unrelated, I forgot to wear a shirt to my quiz gig tonight so I'm going for a T-Shirt in a blazer look... which is certainly something
Posting on LinkedIn is difficult, borderline terrifying cause I don't want to come off "wrong" so I mostly just comment and share.
I really want to start using it more cause I recognise as a freelancer it's one of my most useful tools - I'm just bad at it 🤪🤪
I really want to start using it more cause I recognise as a freelancer it's one of my most useful tools - I'm just bad at it 🤪🤪
September 28, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Posting on LinkedIn is difficult, borderline terrifying cause I don't want to come off "wrong" so I mostly just comment and share.
I really want to start using it more cause I recognise as a freelancer it's one of my most useful tools - I'm just bad at it 🤪🤪
I really want to start using it more cause I recognise as a freelancer it's one of my most useful tools - I'm just bad at it 🤪🤪