Joshua Akins
@joshuasakins.bsky.social
Musician, CF-haver, Bama fan, ridiculous little guy.
I’m convinced that they’re practicing the flyover for the Iron Bowl over my house right now and it’s irritating af. Especially since I’m roughly 40 miles due north of JHS which is way the fuck out of the way from where I’m guessing they’d take off from.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m convinced that they’re practicing the flyover for the Iron Bowl over my house right now and it’s irritating af. Especially since I’m roughly 40 miles due north of JHS which is way the fuck out of the way from where I’m guessing they’d take off from.
I’m bout sick to death of hearing about where Kiffin’s coaching next season.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m bout sick to death of hearing about where Kiffin’s coaching next season.
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It’s almost like A&M’s schedule to this point consisted of every team that doesn’t have a number by their name except Kentucky
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s almost like A&M’s schedule to this point consisted of every team that doesn’t have a number by their name except Kentucky
While stiffing artists on their payments…
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
While stiffing artists on their payments…
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It’s almost Egg Bowl time 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s almost Egg Bowl time 🤣
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The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)
I’d be lying if I said my ears didn’t perk up a little bit when I heard them say Jack White was doing halftime.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’d be lying if I said my ears didn’t perk up a little bit when I heard them say Jack White was doing halftime.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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There are two types of men: those who turn into Michael McDonald after enough beers, and those who turn into "The Macho Man" Randy Savage
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There are two types of men: those who turn into Michael McDonald after enough beers, and those who turn into "The Macho Man" Randy Savage
A lemon ginger herbal tea bag steeped in a hot water, lemon juice, honey, and ginger slices mixture is keeping me going today.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A lemon ginger herbal tea bag steeped in a hot water, lemon juice, honey, and ginger slices mixture is keeping me going today.
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
Should have taken a knee instead of all that.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Should have taken a knee instead of all that.
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man WHAT
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
man WHAT
Looks like pudding brain got played like a fiddle and it’s as hilarious as it is stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Looks like pudding brain got played like a fiddle and it’s as hilarious as it is stupid.
The terminally online and brain-dead are red mad and nude, but it was a diplomatic stroke of genius from the guy that’s actually likeable.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The terminally online and brain-dead are red mad and nude, but it was a diplomatic stroke of genius from the guy that’s actually likeable.
So the stupid went plaid today, eh?
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So the stupid went plaid today, eh?
Oh…the Benadryl from a couple hours ago must have worn off.
a man in a lab coat is washing his eyes in a bowl of water
Alt: A man in a lab coat is rinsing his eyes out at an eye wash fountain. Much like Joshua probably should do.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh…the Benadryl from a couple hours ago must have worn off.
Area Man Allergic to Cats Has Barn Cat He Lets on His Lap, Benadryl Stock Surges. Details at 11
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Area Man Allergic to Cats Has Barn Cat He Lets on His Lap, Benadryl Stock Surges. Details at 11
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what an incredible use of free will
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
what an incredible use of free will
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I don’t wanna reskeet a picture of that bastard, so…
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t wanna reskeet a picture of that bastard, so…
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
I don’t wanna reskeet a picture of that bastard, so…
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don’t wanna reskeet a picture of that bastard, so…
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
Regarding the “Quiet, Piggy” skeet/article…
Hit dogs holler.
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347 Stroker-Powered 1965 Ford Ranchero
347 Stroker-Powered 1965 Ford Ranchero
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November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
347 Stroker-Powered 1965 Ford Ranchero
Anyway, I spent the afternoon at a music video shoot for my friend BB Palmer’s upcoming single “Alabama Samurai” from his upcoming album of the same name. Drops in January.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Anyway, I spent the afternoon at a music video shoot for my friend BB Palmer’s upcoming single “Alabama Samurai” from his upcoming album of the same name. Drops in January.