Tankie, noun, pej.: anyone left of center who disagrees with the State Department’s narratives

I get that. I'm just still stuck on the idea that shit doesn't have to be this hard and someone's making it hard on purpose.

Is that what the CIA told you to say?

I just got this popup when I logged in to order some sushi rolls this evening.

My dad took me out to lunch today. Got an earful about the uselessness of Chuck Schumer and also how Instagram suggested I follow my former boss who I can't stand and I'd have blocked ages ago had she been on social media before now.

The term "ceasefire" implies that the firing will cease. Israel hasn't gotten that memo, apparently.

I'm glad they told you.

At least they warned you I guess.

Please tell us you just read about this and it didn't happen to you. That would suck. Although it also sucks to know it happens to anyone at all.

What?! So like, a savings account that you just can't afford to put money into for 3 years can just be stolen by the state? That's ridiculous!

I know we're not voting our way out of the mess we are in, but these useless motherfuckers still need to lose their jobs. They're raking in big salaries to deny poor people healthcare.

I'm getting pretty old and don't remember a time when explosive diarrhea was ever fashionable.

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IDK why this reminds me of the Dick Van Dyke episode when Rob Petrie drew a mustache on with what he thought was Laura's makeup pen but it was really a laundry marker, and she was in the bathtub w/her toe got caught in the faucet, and he had to call people to the hotel room while looking like that.