Josh Heggen
@joshheggen.com
Beware, Tokyo. Palmer Luckey’s in town, probably doing something stupid like trying to invent actual Godzilla
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Beware, Tokyo. Palmer Luckey’s in town, probably doing something stupid like trying to invent actual Godzilla
Reasonable trade off for missing all the football today
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reasonable trade off for missing all the football today
Now to start the longest flight of my life so far
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now to start the longest flight of my life so far
Behold the glory of the ponza rotta, care of Jimmy’s Grotto (www.jimmysgrotto.com)
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Behold the glory of the ponza rotta, care of Jimmy’s Grotto (www.jimmysgrotto.com)
Huzzah, someone caved!
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Huzzah, someone caved!
Decided to make a day of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Decided to make a day of it
TIL the trees outside the Arrivals section at AUS fill with grackles around sundown
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
TIL the trees outside the Arrivals section at AUS fill with grackles around sundown
I’m gonna start an AI-targeted ETF with the ticker symbol FOMO, because this shit is in. sane.
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m gonna start an AI-targeted ETF with the ticker symbol FOMO, because this shit is in. sane.
Might as well watch one of the games they’re favored in! #OnWisconsin
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Might as well watch one of the games they’re favored in! #OnWisconsin
DiGiorno’s out here trying to “part of a complete breakfast” their frozen pizza
August 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
DiGiorno’s out here trying to “part of a complete breakfast” their frozen pizza
Knocked out this year’s edition of “a shitload of pasta primavera” today. Cooking always satisfies the unhealthy American urge to “get things done” at all times.
July 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Knocked out this year’s edition of “a shitload of pasta primavera” today. Cooking always satisfies the unhealthy American urge to “get things done” at all times.
The TV show “Eureka” depicts a town full of super-scientists working to invent the future and benefit humanity, a secret town which has strict access limits and camouflage to prevent unwanted visitors, and yet they still feel the need to put anti-homeless bars on their benches.
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The TV show “Eureka” depicts a town full of super-scientists working to invent the future and benefit humanity, a secret town which has strict access limits and camouflage to prevent unwanted visitors, and yet they still feel the need to put anti-homeless bars on their benches.
me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me in the national security group chat
$787 million in funding at threat from the slash and burn dipshits in Wisconsin. They're going out of their way to make your life worse, now, and in threatening research funding, long into the future as well.
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
$787 million in funding at threat from the slash and burn dipshits in Wisconsin. They're going out of their way to make your life worse, now, and in threatening research funding, long into the future as well.
*Though if you do the same to an individual we call that a mortgage
January 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*Though if you do the same to an individual we call that a mortgage
New year, shmew year, it’s a Monday. Good a day as any to start rebuilding the good habits.
December 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
New year, shmew year, it’s a Monday. Good a day as any to start rebuilding the good habits.
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Got a quality trolling from @homefield.bsky.social in the inbox
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Got a quality trolling from @homefield.bsky.social in the inbox
Preparing chilis for homemade chili paste and creating a chemical weapon are not dissimilar enough for comfort
December 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Preparing chilis for homemade chili paste and creating a chemical weapon are not dissimilar enough for comfort
