Step through the doors of the Church of Vampirentology! Chapters 2&3 of CURSES! spinoff ALL WRONG! are up now and FREE to read! Find the visual novel on Storyloom right here: storyloom.com/stories/a35e...

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PRO TIP: if you shout “never surrender” in defiance of authorities, you should do so BEFORE surrendering to said authorities and then— and this is important— DON’T surrender

That lady lives in my complex, and is the reason this happens on my patio every day now:

FUN FACT: Jewface made his first appearance in Batman #18 next to The Green Globalist, Media Maid, and The Space Laser

Also, Twitter is a Nazi hellhole

Sen. Feinstein looks like a vampire that's been starved of blood for centuries, but sure, let's put her in charge of counterterrorism and border security and human rights and whatnot

I went to an AI image generator and all I got was this lousy T-shirt