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stupid, slow, useless. but is there a cuter word to describe me?

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Oops, I meant Susie. Suzie has thunder thighs and is a moose. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE STATE OF SUZIE! LONG LIVE SUZIE!
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Excellent! I do hope the winner of "FNL" gets the new era equivalent of the Three Point Twist.

Maybe institute the Five Point Twist, where they can remove up to five points from as many housemates' tallies as they'd like. That'll really shake up the noms board each week!
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
There isn't one in Canada federally, but two provinces do have the power to recall an MLA (think provincial equivalent of a State member of Congress, though all our sub-jurisdictional legislatures are unicameral, so there aren't "provincial/territorial senators").
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If 10 really wanted to go for the nostalgia, they either should have reinstated the vote to evict (with the final also being a vote to evict), or the hybrid save-evict voting system (I loved trying to understand the maths behind the merge percentages, haha).
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It pisses me off how averse ITV is to a live special or even a mid-week eviction on the regular version. Maybe because it fucks with their stupid catchphrase "It's Friday. We're live. And it's eviction time!" Miss me with that bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Trump’s inability to read makes Lea Michele look like a literary genius.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Michael: Mia (2), Conor (1)
Vinnie: Mia (2), Abiola (1)

Joining Jane in the firing line:
Michael (14 pts)
Mia (9 pts)
Holly (5 pts)

#BBAU

3/3
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Correction - Allana: Michael (2), Holly (1)*

Colin: Michael (2), Mia (1)
Edward: Michael (2), Bruce (1)
Emily: Michael (2), Holly (1)
Holly: Conor (2), Mia (1)
Jane: Abiola (2), Mia (1)
Mia: Bruce (2), Michael (1)

2/x

#BBAU
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I also liked the 5 point system on Channel 9. That was the only redeeming part of that version of Big Brother.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I got a little farther, lol!
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The backyard is small because the house is actually inside Dreamworld instead of just outside the park compound. I do hope that next year, the show will be able to be held where it used to be held.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Her three divorces belie how messy her relationships with those husbands are. So messy!
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In fairness, it's been a whole 18 - EIGHTEEN! - years since a livestream of any sorts was a thing on Big Brother Australia. (I will never forgive the Nine producers for eliminating it completely during their run.)
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At the very least they should have built an auditorium. Even if it were drastically smaller than the one just outside the compound, it would have kept people dry and safe from storms.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dammit, we should have put in the Temu Wiggle!
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
And just as I read this, Coco addressed Big Brother as “mate” 😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Is that rule where you aren't allowed to address Big Brother as "dude" still in effect?
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM