Oops, I meant Susie. Suzie has thunder thighs and is a moose. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE STATE OF SUZIE! LONG LIVE SUZIE!

Excellent! I do hope the winner of "FNL" gets the new era equivalent of the Three Point Twist.

Maybe institute the Five Point Twist, where they can remove up to five points from as many housemates' tallies as they'd like. That'll really shake up the noms board each week!

There isn't one in Canada federally, but two provinces do have the power to recall an MLA (think provincial equivalent of a State member of Congress, though all our sub-jurisdictional legislatures are unicameral, so there aren't "provincial/territorial senators").

If 10 really wanted to go for the nostalgia, they either should have reinstated the vote to evict (with the final also being a vote to evict), or the hybrid save-evict voting system (I loved trying to understand the maths behind the merge percentages, haha).

It pisses me off how averse ITV is to a live special or even a mid-week eviction on the regular version. Maybe because it fucks with their stupid catchphrase "It's Friday. We're live. And it's eviction time!" Miss me with that bullshit.

Trump’s inability to read makes Lea Michele look like a literary genius.

Michael: Mia (2), Conor (1)
Vinnie: Mia (2), Abiola (1)

Joining Jane in the firing line:
Michael (14 pts)
Mia (9 pts)
Holly (5 pts)

#BBAU

3/3

Correction - Allana: Michael (2), Holly (1)*

Colin: Michael (2), Mia (1)
Edward: Michael (2), Bruce (1)
Emily: Michael (2), Holly (1)
Holly: Conor (2), Mia (1)
Jane: Abiola (2), Mia (1)
Mia: Bruce (2), Michael (1)

2/x

#BBAU

I also liked the 5 point system on Channel 9. That was the only redeeming part of that version of Big Brother.

I got a little farther, lol!

The backyard is small because the house is actually inside Dreamworld instead of just outside the park compound. I do hope that next year, the show will be able to be held where it used to be held.

Her three divorces belie how messy her relationships with those husbands are. So messy!

In fairness, it's been a whole 18 - EIGHTEEN! - years since a livestream of any sorts was a thing on Big Brother Australia. (I will never forgive the Nine producers for eliminating it completely during their run.)

At the very least they should have built an auditorium. Even if it were drastically smaller than the one just outside the compound, it would have kept people dry and safe from storms.

Dammit, we should have put in the Temu Wiggle!

And just as I read this, Coco addressed Big Brother as “mate” 😂😂😂

Is that rule where you aren't allowed to address Big Brother as "dude" still in effect?