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stupid, slow, useless. but is there a cuter word to describe me?

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What are the odds that Friday Night Live will return this season? Or will we have to cross our fingers and hope it makes its glorious return next year? Or will it be a prerecorded segment like it was during the Nine days? #BBAU
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Mel Tracina, you are doing an amazing job hosting thus far, but please, please, PLEASE! When a housemate faces the public vote, they are up for EVICTION, not nomination. #BBAU
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My #BBAU housemate predictions for nominations (I'm assuming a 3 point system, and based on my limited knowledge thus far):

Abiola: Michael (2), Holly (1)
Allana: Michael (2), Holly (2)
Bruce: Mia (2), Conor (1)
Coco: Michael (2), Emily (1)
Conor: Holly (2), Michael (1)

1/x
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
For those who have never followed the original noms format of #BBAU when it was originally on 10:

Each HM is given 3 pts to nominate 2 people with. The 3 or more housemates with the most nomination points face the public vote.
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I wonder who from Michael and Bruce will receive two points from Mia when nominations commence imminently... #BBAU
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I need a touring version of this musical. Bjorn and Benny know how to make great musicals, both jukebox and original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_OL...
Aaron Tveit, Lea Michele and Nicholas Christopher Perform a Medley of Songs from Chess
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So, can anybody tell me what day it officially is in the house? Is it the early hours of Day 4, or is it the early hours of Day 3?

I only ask because they used to treat Launch Night as Day 0 for the longest time.

#BBAU
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I take it that when there is absolutely no action in the house, they just have a still shot of the backyard, then? #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's been almost 11 years since we heard Mike Goldman say "Dreamworld: the home of Big Brother." So nice to hear it again at the end of this launch!
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Devastated for the Jays. 💔 But what a whirlwind of a season and a playoff run they gave to a city and a country. ❤️🍁
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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American Right: WE HATE TRANS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, BLACKS, PROGRESSIVES, POORS, MEXICANS, DEMOCRATS, WHALES, THE ENVIRONMENT, LAWYERS, UNIVERSITIES, AND EVERYTHING ON TV

American Right-Wing Jews: Whooo! Yeah! You tell them!

American Right: BUT ESPECIALLY JEWS!

American Right-Wing Jews:
a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .
ALT: a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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"I have trouble with the term 'liberal Zionism'"

Anti-Zionist Jewish Hollywood star Hannah Einbinder on the "settler colonialist ideology" and "apartheid" of Zionism, in the new Zeteo podcast 'Beyond Israelism with Simone Zimmerman'.

Full show: zeteo.com/p/beyond-isr...
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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lol they can’t even get what tv channel #bbuk is on correct 💀
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fuck Bari Weiss.
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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“The world is upside down, I’m agreeing with Candace Owens.”

You don’t agree with Candace Owens.

She talks about the Palestinian cause because she believes in and benefits from conspiracies about Jews.

You talk about the Palestinian cause because you have empathy.

You are not the same.
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture
September 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The Governor Newsom Press Account is beyond good.
September 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Somebody tell Riley Gaines that a trans woman already ran through a brick wall, so she can make an attempt with all the pent-up rage she has in her pathetic body against trans people. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Jack Posobiec walks out at Charlie Kirk’s memorial holding a rosary and lifting it into the air.

Posobiec compared Charlie Kirk to Moses in his remarks and said Charlie was his commander.

After watching the speech, Riley Gaines tweeted that she felt like she could run through a brick wall.
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I sincerely encourage Riley Gaines to do precisely that.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Exactly!
September 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM