Josephine Robertson
banner
josephinerobertson.com
Josephine Robertson
@josephinerobertson.com
I'm a priest, writer, poet, spiritual director, breathwork guide, Jungian influenced CMHC counseling student & maker of pie. Wonder, connect, love. Https://josephinerobertson.com She/Her.
Everytime someone is like "but don't you HATE winter in the PNW? The rain is TERRIBLE!" I'm like, "man this is where I spent the first 30 years of my life, no, no I do not hate the rain." (Picture Michigan state patrol of road conditions this morning)
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I ordered a 64 oz water bottle to use for my colonoscopy prep (cause I have NOTHING in the house that big to mix the parts in accurately) and I am not sure how I feel about the cheery phrases in this particular instance... 😱🤪🙄
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I see your nachos and raise you our Birria truck's Birria fries. 🥰🤤
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had someone asking about size difference between M400 and M600 Pelikans and didn't have a 600 to show at the time but NOW I DO! (SQUEEEE) so here ya go. 200, 400, 600 top to bottom. And nib size comparison. 400/600 nibs ARE swappable I find they all fit but notice that 400 (80s) is..
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sure it is USUALLY wet and cold and gross here in the winter but sometimes it is absolutely *magical.* Thanks to my barnmate this morning for capturing Bear and I working out in the fog and sunshine.
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have a beautiful collection of crystal I collected over the years (Grandma taught me to buy the really good stuff cheap and then use it daily) and since I don't drink anymore now it holds fresh apple cider. Use the good stuff in unexpected ways, you are worth it. (Estate sales folks!)
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Do I already have 10 books on hold from the library, 2 checked out, and a STACK of psychotherapy books I need to read (ahem, 20)? Yes. Could I pass up this gem? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She's old, she's a little scuffed, but I FOUND A TORTOISE PELIKAN MECHANICAL PENCIL Y'ALL! A vintage one!!!!!

It is so cute. And light, and comfortable. It will be my book annotating pencil.
September 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
First ride for we two since I had surgery and he tore his suspensory (while I was in surgery bc apparently he wanted to rehab with me). He was so eager to go for a ride he basically snatched the bit from me. 😂😍
September 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ritual is so important and it doesn't have to be huge. For me swapping out my perfumes as the seasons change is a way to slow down, be intentional, pay attention to the world around me changing. Ritual can be that simple and that grounding. (And fall perfumes are my favorite, all warmth and spice.)
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Little girl casts a looooong shadow in this household. She rules with an iron paw (and she's the sweetest little goddess if you are in her good graces). Don't tell her I said little. 🤣
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am slight obsessed with my new workout wear...
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This sort of over the top ridiculousness is why I love African Violets and I do not care if that makes me an old lady.
August 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the sexual orientation question from a real, honest to Jeebus university study. 🫣 And there's no way for me to answer this question.
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Soul in Anguish just keeps hitting those "OMG YES" moments for me and absolutely crystalizing all of my discomfort with the heavy medical model emphasis of my CACREP training program. Also I'm in danger of becoming a Lionel Corbett fan girl.
August 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've complained about a lot of books recently but this one is just a few pages in already hitting it out of the PARK.
August 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sure he looks peaceful now but the SECOND I log into a client session he's gonna be butt hole to monitor and screaming for attention. But could YOU wake him up? 😂
July 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I wanted to love this, and I think the author is on to something on the way Jungian psychology and EMDR can work together but I did NOT enjoy the author's writing style and even as a priest I found his inability to use any examples outside Jesus to be inappropriate.
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
OK, it is medication day for Emma (Queen of the Universe). She has grown bored of her current "hide the medication" meals (literally flaked fish with shrimp & gravy you picky little thing) so I have been to the $$$$ pet store and procured 10 different things to try. Pray she is please.
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm sorry but these "free practice questions" for the NCE are getting more and more "there is no way this is actually helpful for the NCE."
June 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me: I should get up and get something done.
Nurse Cat Emma: I prescribe bed rest. And enforce it.
June 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Definitely Kobo!
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Spouse understood the assignment when I sent a link to
@tishamark.com for my birthday present. Reworking the gallery wall that is what I see behind my computer monitor while working with clients. Gonna have to move some nails but I am so delighted to have Tisha, Gwen Frostick, my own art, and more.
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yes, mine just outside Seattle tonight
May 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why did I get to 48 without knowing this existed?? Why didn't y'all tell me? I'm telling you, go get it. So good, so creamy.
May 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM