No one in Austin gives a single shit about Columbus as a city, much less their MLS team. But you go ahead and martyr yourself however you need to feel relevant dork.
June 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
No one in Austin gives a single shit about Columbus as a city, much less their MLS team. But you go ahead and martyr yourself however you need to feel relevant dork.
Alarm bells = still ringing
May 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Alarm bells = still ringing
This failure to create goals was the definitive feature of his time at Dallas. We are literally getting exactly what we paid for. That's what I'm talking about.
The only reason we don't have fewest goals in the entire league is a historically bad Montreal with zero DPs.
The only reason we don't have fewest goals in the entire league is a historically bad Montreal with zero DPs.
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This failure to create goals was the definitive feature of his time at Dallas. We are literally getting exactly what we paid for. That's what I'm talking about.
The only reason we don't have fewest goals in the entire league is a historically bad Montreal with zero DPs.
The only reason we don't have fewest goals in the entire league is a historically bad Montreal with zero DPs.
Did coaching make Stuver the top in saves the past few years?
Vazquez and Uzuni have shown us the can score goals, Nico has not shown he knows how to score goals.
Vazquez and Uzuni have shown us the can score goals, Nico has not shown he knows how to score goals.
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Did coaching make Stuver the top in saves the past few years?
Vazquez and Uzuni have shown us the can score goals, Nico has not shown he knows how to score goals.
Vazquez and Uzuni have shown us the can score goals, Nico has not shown he knows how to score goals.
How many more failures and disgraceful performances do we need before it's acceptable to hold the coach accountable? Because I'm done.
May 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How many more failures and disgraceful performances do we need before it's acceptable to hold the coach accountable? Because I'm done.
I don't think he should be fired, but he should be worried that he will be.
April 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don't think he should be fired, but he should be worried that he will be.
And we are also 3 points away from 10th. So again. While things are fine, I think there's a clear cause for concern if our $30m front line can't find the back of the net.
April 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And we are also 3 points away from 10th. So again. While things are fine, I think there's a clear cause for concern if our $30m front line can't find the back of the net.
What about a coach that has scored the 2nd fewest goals in the entire league?
I'm not on the NucoDut wagon yet, but the performances do not remotely match the results. We were in a similar position the past 2 seasons if memory serves, how did those turn out?
I'm not on the NucoDut wagon yet, but the performances do not remotely match the results. We were in a similar position the past 2 seasons if memory serves, how did those turn out?
April 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What about a coach that has scored the 2nd fewest goals in the entire league?
I'm not on the NucoDut wagon yet, but the performances do not remotely match the results. We were in a similar position the past 2 seasons if memory serves, how did those turn out?
I'm not on the NucoDut wagon yet, but the performances do not remotely match the results. We were in a similar position the past 2 seasons if memory serves, how did those turn out?
Good news, we aren't!
April 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Good news, we aren't!
Nothing. I keep as few keys as humanly possible. I even took my car key off because I take the bus to work.
April 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nothing. I keep as few keys as humanly possible. I even took my car key off because I take the bus to work.
And half their team is out. We can't generate anything.
April 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
And half their team is out. We can't generate anything.
Firefox superiority reigns.
April 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Firefox superiority reigns.
Bring down housing costs without building any density, transit, ADUs, bike lanes, single stair apartments, duplexes, and parking minimums.
April 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Bring down housing costs without building any density, transit, ADUs, bike lanes, single stair apartments, duplexes, and parking minimums.
Who needs to retire when you can play Oblivion in HD anyway???
April 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Who needs to retire when you can play Oblivion in HD anyway???
Chengdu saxophones are goated
April 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Chengdu saxophones are goated
Shameful display from the team.
April 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Shameful display from the team.
The best wrestling game with a football mini game between rounds.
April 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The best wrestling game with a football mini game between rounds.