Joseph Crown
@josephcrown.bsky.social
I’m a Guru, Hypno Dom, and lifestyle architect inspiring transformation through kink, BDSM, and alt lifestyles. With 20+ years as a hypnotic practitioner, author, and researcher, I’m a muse for counter-culture self-discovery and growth.
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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"A majority of Americans, including Republican voters, support arming Ukraine against Russia, back NATO and favor a robust U.S. global role, a new poll shows — views that stand in contrast to President Donald Trump’s new security doctrine." tvpworld.com/90423904/mos...
New poll finds Americans diverging from Trump’s foreign policy
Survey finds most Americans strongly back Ukraine and NATO and want a larger U.S. global role.
tvpworld.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"A majority of Americans, including Republican voters, support arming Ukraine against Russia, back NATO and favor a robust U.S. global role, a new poll shows — views that stand in contrast to President Donald Trump’s new security doctrine." tvpworld.com/90423904/mos...
Liechtenstein: the only country where war works like Pokémon—gotta catch one more.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Liechtenstein: the only country where war works like Pokémon—gotta catch one more.
“’Twas the night before Christmas and on top of the house,
A raccoon stole the fries—quiet as a mouse.”
A raccoon stole the fries—quiet as a mouse.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“’Twas the night before Christmas and on top of the house,
A raccoon stole the fries—quiet as a mouse.”
A raccoon stole the fries—quiet as a mouse.”
Use this knowledge responsibly—or carol chaotically.
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Use this knowledge responsibly—or carol chaotically.
Remember: every time you choose chaos, Krampus circles your name twice. And honestly… respect.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Remember: every time you choose chaos, Krampus circles your name twice. And honestly… respect.
Signs of gnome activity are escalating. Prepare offerings.
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Signs of gnome activity are escalating. Prepare offerings.
A reminder that creativity is a sacred gift… and some people use it for absolute crimes against the holidays.
• The Texas Gingerbread Massacre
You can run, but you crumble.
• Santa Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, festive friend.
• Edward Candy-Canes Hands
Trimming trees one fatal swipe at a time.
• The Texas Gingerbread Massacre
You can run, but you crumble.
• Santa Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, festive friend.
• Edward Candy-Canes Hands
Trimming trees one fatal swipe at a time.
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A reminder that creativity is a sacred gift… and some people use it for absolute crimes against the holidays.
• The Texas Gingerbread Massacre
You can run, but you crumble.
• Santa Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, festive friend.
• Edward Candy-Canes Hands
Trimming trees one fatal swipe at a time.
• The Texas Gingerbread Massacre
You can run, but you crumble.
• Santa Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, festive friend.
• Edward Candy-Canes Hands
Trimming trees one fatal swipe at a time.
There’s a thin line between stubbornness and legend — and this man sprinted across it in full armor.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There’s a thin line between stubbornness and legend — and this man sprinted across it in full armor.
Ah yes, the bibliothèque intérieure — the inner library.
Mine is basically a mystical archive containing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go reorganize my shelves before the goblin from my inner prologue threatens me into having a good day again.
Mine is basically a mystical archive containing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go reorganize my shelves before the goblin from my inner prologue threatens me into having a good day again.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ah yes, the bibliothèque intérieure — the inner library.
Mine is basically a mystical archive containing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go reorganize my shelves before the goblin from my inner prologue threatens me into having a good day again.
Mine is basically a mystical archive containing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go reorganize my shelves before the goblin from my inner prologue threatens me into having a good day again.
This made me laugh and worth the watch. youtu.be/i0fkO7E-Y-4?...
I Gaslit an AI Game Companion Until She Lost Her Mind
YouTube video by MitchManix
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This made me laugh and worth the watch. youtu.be/i0fkO7E-Y-4?...
May we all find the version of ourselves we can hug this hard.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
May we all find the version of ourselves we can hug this hard.
This Thanksgiving, leave Nana alone. LOL.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This Thanksgiving, leave Nana alone. LOL.
The universe doesn’t make mistakes — just messages with questionable phrasing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The universe doesn’t make mistakes — just messages with questionable phrasing.
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“.. I don’t want to hear about the affordability.”
- 11/06/25
- 11/06/25
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“.. I don’t want to hear about the affordability.”
- 11/06/25
- 11/06/25
In the kingdom of flavor, only the bold kneel before Her Hotness, Lady of the Flame.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In the kingdom of flavor, only the bold kneel before Her Hotness, Lady of the Flame.
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The veil between worlds—and relationships—is thinner than you think.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The veil between worlds—and relationships—is thinner than you think.
Some men just want to watch the yule log burn… preferably in Mordor.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Some men just want to watch the yule log burn… preferably in Mordor.
I served tea to goblins and still used the good china.
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I served tea to goblins and still used the good china.
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
Jury Duty is true-crime on a shoestring.
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Jury Duty is true-crime on a shoestring.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House