Joe B
@josefbennett.bsky.social
I believe in Narcocracy: rule by those highest on illegal drugs.
https://www.youtube.com/@manlingjoe6088
https://www.youtube.com/@manlingjoe6088
I recorded the first play test of forcing my friends to play my homebrew turnip rpg. And didn't bother checking if the mic was on. Which is was not.
My sound guy has been summarily executed for his failure.
My sound guy has been summarily executed for his failure.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I recorded the first play test of forcing my friends to play my homebrew turnip rpg. And didn't bother checking if the mic was on. Which is was not.
My sound guy has been summarily executed for his failure.
My sound guy has been summarily executed for his failure.
It cost me a small fortune in hot glue sticks but I have finally achieved minimal leakage table fog. Now I just need some vape juice flavored like sewage and spent gunpowder to complete the smell o vision ambiance.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It cost me a small fortune in hot glue sticks but I have finally achieved minimal leakage table fog. Now I just need some vape juice flavored like sewage and spent gunpowder to complete the smell o vision ambiance.
The scarlet pimpernel and citizen pun name to be determined
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The scarlet pimpernel and citizen pun name to be determined
Fancy man and toilet
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fancy man and toilet
The helmet is printed. Now I just need to learn how to electroplating stuff
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The helmet is printed. Now I just need to learn how to electroplating stuff
I decided im gonna make a turnip fodder halloween costume for next year. Anyone know where i can source a 1568mm scale grass tuft?
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I decided im gonna make a turnip fodder halloween costume for next year. Anyone know where i can source a 1568mm scale grass tuft?
I decided im getting into a new hobby. I've invested in a zine maker 5000
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I decided im getting into a new hobby. I've invested in a zine maker 5000
I almost took 100 whole steps in just a single day. Im never walking again
October 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I almost took 100 whole steps in just a single day. Im never walking again
The very beginnings of the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. Which is what cotton plants used to look like before the technocracy spoiled our shared consensus with all that scientific hoopla. Anyway im thinking it'll be an objective marker. Maybe just a random piece of Scatter terrain or something. #turnip
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The very beginnings of the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. Which is what cotton plants used to look like before the technocracy spoiled our shared consensus with all that scientific hoopla. Anyway im thinking it'll be an objective marker. Maybe just a random piece of Scatter terrain or something. #turnip
Bear enclosure day 5. We are nearing the home stretch
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bear enclosure day 5. We are nearing the home stretch
Day 3 of panda monium. Here is his forever home
October 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Day 3 of panda monium. Here is his forever home
Day 2 panda progress
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Day 2 panda progress
I put together some lovers. But at what cost. I had to give them 25mm bases to even have a chance at standing up. Now I will have to invest in some tungsten 20mm bases. Such is life #turnip28
September 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I put together some lovers. But at what cost. I had to give them 25mm bases to even have a chance at standing up. Now I will have to invest in some tungsten 20mm bases. Such is life #turnip28
Attempting to paint exclusively with oils. You're trying to tell me there are people out there who paint like this willingly?
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Attempting to paint exclusively with oils. You're trying to tell me there are people out there who paint like this willingly?
Don't you know you never split the party. Clerics in the back keep those fighters hail and hearty. The wizard in the middle where he can shed some light. And you never let that damn thief out of sight. #turnip28
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Don't you know you never split the party. Clerics in the back keep those fighters hail and hearty. The wizard in the middle where he can shed some light. And you never let that damn thief out of sight. #turnip28
Im working on some poatato scatter terrain. I covered them in 2 layers of PVA so hopefully that works to stop them from rotting. But ill let your know in like 2 months. I suspect they will hold up better than my crumbling air dry clay builds. #turnip28
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Im working on some poatato scatter terrain. I covered them in 2 layers of PVA so hopefully that works to stop them from rotting. But ill let your know in like 2 months. I suspect they will hold up better than my crumbling air dry clay builds. #turnip28
Actually, he was not ready. He needed a tattoo
August 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Actually, he was not ready. He needed a tattoo