Jory
@jory.bsky.social
Product Designer hustling for dollars. I like birds, folklore, and queer shit. Siarad cymraeg gyda fi! 🏳️🌈
What a weird year for music analytics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What a weird year for music analytics.
Some flowers with really pretty damage.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some flowers with really pretty damage.
She’s so Oppenheim Group coded.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
She’s so Oppenheim Group coded.
Stopped by Vespertine to pick up one of our pies for tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Stopped by Vespertine to pick up one of our pies for tomorrow.
I bought a car from a vending machine
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I bought a car from a vending machine
Condolences if you know someone for whom this would be ✌️the perfect gift✌️
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Condolences if you know someone for whom this would be ✌️the perfect gift✌️
And I was like “… no, but…” Like, miss girl, there are two options and one is smaller and also… it’s written ON the box??? I worry!
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
And I was like “… no, but…” Like, miss girl, there are two options and one is smaller and also… it’s written ON the box??? I worry!
Yesterday I got a tumbler from Kinto, and at the store I asked for the 12oz (vs the 8oz). The clerk brought both boxes back and asked “uhhh do you know the milliliters?” And I said “it’s this one,” and took the larger. And she asked “wow do you just know 12oz by sight?”
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yesterday I got a tumbler from Kinto, and at the store I asked for the 12oz (vs the 8oz). The clerk brought both boxes back and asked “uhhh do you know the milliliters?” And I said “it’s this one,” and took the larger. And she asked “wow do you just know 12oz by sight?”
What in the Linda Ronstadt
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What in the Linda Ronstadt
Uhhh… so I was in Pirates of Penzance for like 5 consecutive years as a kid, haven’t seen the movie since l was 12 or so, watching it again for the first time in 30 tonight. Realizing Rex Smith may have had… a LOT to do with my tastes during my twinkish indie sleaze years.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Uhhh… so I was in Pirates of Penzance for like 5 consecutive years as a kid, haven’t seen the movie since l was 12 or so, watching it again for the first time in 30 tonight. Realizing Rex Smith may have had… a LOT to do with my tastes during my twinkish indie sleaze years.
“With this sword we cut to the feeling!”
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“With this sword we cut to the feeling!”
Rereading Pride & Prejudice for the first time in 20 years and JESUS Austen writes Lydia as EXQUISITELY slappable. Jenna Malone played her perfectly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Rereading Pride & Prejudice for the first time in 20 years and JESUS Austen writes Lydia as EXQUISITELY slappable. Jenna Malone played her perfectly.
Me trying to get a jacket off or on in my little plane seat without getting up
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me trying to get a jacket off or on in my little plane seat without getting up
Mawaan Rizwan is… so fucking hot it makes me want to huck my phone through a window.
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mawaan Rizwan is… so fucking hot it makes me want to huck my phone through a window.
Why… can I only read this in Ayo Edibiri’s li’l bisexual boy from SNL voice?
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Why… can I only read this in Ayo Edibiri’s li’l bisexual boy from SNL voice?
The legend, the moment, the descendant of an anti-royalist MP beheaded on suspicion of conspiracy to commit regicide… now come on now
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The legend, the moment, the descendant of an anti-royalist MP beheaded on suspicion of conspiracy to commit regicide… now come on now
I… desperately need someone to do something investigative into the ATT Business podcast ad that seems to be implying that physical goods can be moved from point A to B over their 5G data network? Like… did a human write this? Which one?
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I… desperately need someone to do something investigative into the ATT Business podcast ad that seems to be implying that physical goods can be moved from point A to B over their 5G data network? Like… did a human write this? Which one?
The way we, as a people, are just… *seconds* away from a TikTok ingenue earnestly cribbing ICP’s “Miracles” line for line and thereby securing a permanent following from the illiterati?
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The way we, as a people, are just… *seconds* away from a TikTok ingenue earnestly cribbing ICP’s “Miracles” line for line and thereby securing a permanent following from the illiterati?
This catalog model was grown in a lab to destroy me.
September 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This catalog model was grown in a lab to destroy me.
New coffee spot in Highland Park with a crazy ass espresso machine - “Comet over Delphi”
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
New coffee spot in Highland Park with a crazy ass espresso machine - “Comet over Delphi”
