Jorp
@jorpthedm.bsky.social
He/Him
Bi and eternally tired
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Twitch.tv/jorpthedm
Bi and eternally tired
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Twitch.tv/jorpthedm
My wife nearly beats Typhon the first time they encountered it in Hades 2.
Absolute GOAT
Absolute GOAT
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My wife nearly beats Typhon the first time they encountered it in Hades 2.
Absolute GOAT
Absolute GOAT
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Hey Russ if you hadn’t shat the bed in Denver there’d be no need for Sean to drag your ass through the media
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey Russ if you hadn’t shat the bed in Denver there’d be no need for Sean to drag your ass through the media
I swear to god if Joe Flacco does this it’ll be SO funny
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I swear to god if Joe Flacco does this it’ll be SO funny
Funny, this is how I imagined they all looked
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.
Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Funny, this is how I imagined they all looked
I mean when you sack the QB 9 times you better win @denver-broncos.bsky.social love you guys but less palpitations next time
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I mean when you sack the QB 9 times you better win @denver-broncos.bsky.social love you guys but less palpitations next time
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“It’s ok guys so long as Jorp isn’t listening to a game’s OST I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem”
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October 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“It’s ok guys so long as Jorp isn’t listening to a game’s OST I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem”
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My wife’s switch lite has been bricked for over a year and a half. We tried plugging it in to a switch cord years ago with no luck
But today, we plugged that sonofabitch in and it came to life again.
Switch Lite Jesus confirmed
But today, we plugged that sonofabitch in and it came to life again.
Switch Lite Jesus confirmed
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My wife’s switch lite has been bricked for over a year and a half. We tried plugging it in to a switch cord years ago with no luck
But today, we plugged that sonofabitch in and it came to life again.
Switch Lite Jesus confirmed
But today, we plugged that sonofabitch in and it came to life again.
Switch Lite Jesus confirmed
Now that I have Hades 2
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Now that I have Hades 2
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pete hegseth looks like he rehearsed that military speech in front of his mom
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pete hegseth looks like he rehearsed that military speech in front of his mom
The silence is deafening
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The silence is deafening
JJ Watt just said “nice” after talking about a 69 yard gain in the Falcons vs Commanders game
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
JJ Watt just said “nice” after talking about a 69 yard gain in the Falcons vs Commanders game
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Hades 2 is out and so is this video!
Beating Chronos In 10 Runs or LESS - Hades 2 challenge run (No Story Spoilers)
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hades 2 is out and so is this video!
I remember when console prices went down after a couple years on the market
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I remember when console prices went down after a couple years on the market
I need our Democratic leaders to stop acting like the Republican Party is going to negotiate ANYTHING in good faith
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I need our Democratic leaders to stop acting like the Republican Party is going to negotiate ANYTHING in good faith
Listen if this is how they’re reacting to Kimmel what do you think they’re going to do when the next episode of South Park comes out?
September 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Listen if this is how they’re reacting to Kimmel what do you think they’re going to do when the next episode of South Park comes out?
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
How about we institutionalize Republicans since it’s a proven fact that they are the violent party?
Rep. Ronny Jackson calls to forcefully mass institutionalize trans people and calls them a cancer.
www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/r...
www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/r...
September 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
How about we institutionalize Republicans since it’s a proven fact that they are the violent party?
At least the Chiefs lost today as well
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
At least the Chiefs lost today as well
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"This is a watershed moment. These leftists have pushed political violence too far, and now we have to engage in a civil wa-"
*Touches earpiece*
"-What the fuck is a groyper?"
*touches earpiece*
"-never mind everyone, shut it down, go home."
*Touches earpiece*
"-What the fuck is a groyper?"
*touches earpiece*
"-never mind everyone, shut it down, go home."
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This is a watershed moment. These leftists have pushed political violence too far, and now we have to engage in a civil wa-"
*Touches earpiece*
"-What the fuck is a groyper?"
*touches earpiece*
"-never mind everyone, shut it down, go home."
*Touches earpiece*
"-What the fuck is a groyper?"
*touches earpiece*
"-never mind everyone, shut it down, go home."
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative