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Jordan Hamm
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With that, I wish you all a happy holidays.

Please have many High Noons and enjoy these movies.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
My final thoughts are Laith Wallschleger should not rest until he plays the role of every NFL tight end in the history of NFL and tight ends.

Mark Andrews? George Kittle?

Let's show some range and work Kyle Juszczyk in there.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
One of the worst lip-sync/guitar-syncs in the history of guitars.

What's that...Drew was in the audience the whole time while Bowyn performed???

AND WE GOT OURSELVES A DECLARATION OF LOVE IN FRONT OF A BIG CROWD
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
The LA Stars offered Drew double his currently salary. "I'll finally be paid what I'm worth."

I want to know the economics of this league and their nine-time MVP
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
"Thanks for all the hit singles, but this album is over."

- She can't help she's a lyricist
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Bowyn to Hudson:

You think you're a wonderland and you're really a black hole.

WE GOT A JOHN MAYER REFERENCE FOLKS
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
First bit of actual football.

I think they converted a model of Yankee Stadium into a football stadium.

A lot of close-ups but it looks like Gonzo is good if you've never watched football before.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
SOME MFER NAMED HUDSON SHOWED UP AND HE HURT OUR QUEEN BOWYN IN THE PAST
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
This is A Walk to Remember shit. You think we don't remember? - my wife
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I was never a cheerleader, I was more of the bleacher type.
a woman wearing a shirt that says j.l.r.i.s.t. stands in front of a window
ALT: a woman wearing a shirt that says j.l.r.i.s.t. stands in front of a window
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December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Drew's brother is in line to win the MVP this year. So at least 10 MVPs in the family.

Drew was also worried about his numbers this year and his contract not getting renewed. Peyton Manning had half the MVPs and it took neck surgery for him to get released.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Drew is a nine-time MVP and holds the longest record for yards received. - That's direct phrasing.

Bowyn's manager said she could get the big game halftime show if Bowyn connects with Gonzo.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
"I'm just a dumb goof" - Drew Gonville

"You're not a goof, you just make bad choices." - Drew's niece 🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Bowyn got her start on a show called "American Songbird."

I'd watch that show.

(I don't watch TV that is defined as "good")
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Bowyn's fanbase are called "Arrowheads" because of bows & arrows. Charming as hell.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
A football player who also happens to have a brother that also plays in the pros. The actor also played Gronk in the Aaron Hernandez American Sports Story.

Slightly different tone tonight.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Ok switched to Christmas in the Spotlight.

Opening credits have a pop star who is all about that single life. Feel like we're on the right track.

Popstar Bowyn Sykes will always do hospital benefits no questions asked.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
There is a Chiefs beanie that the family they must wear it on xmas so KC makes it to the Super Bowl.

Derrick doesn't believe in the supersti--WAIT 24 MINUTES IN AND THIS ISN'T THE TRAVIS KELCE TAYLOR SWIFT ONE. IT'S ANOTHER CHIEFS THEMED CHRISTMAS MOVIE...STARRING DONNA KELCE??
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Carole is a neighbor who makes a fruit loaf every year.

Carole is essentially the devil.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Derrick is never cold. This is what a true man looks like.
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
The workaholic Chiefs employee is Derrick Taylor. He hasn't eaten Kansas City BBQ despite living there for months. Alana Higman is in charge of "the oldest Christmas traditions in town."
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM