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Jordie Bean
@jordiebean.bsky.social
Taken by @solargrrl.bsky.social & @brooke-solace.bsky.social
HRT since 4/8/2022
Peepeepoopoo
Twitch.tv/jordiebean
I’m 26 and I already yearn for the urn
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It sucks being a Halo and Star Wars fan, I’ve essentially pulled out of both communities and refuse to interact with posts about them now.
October 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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it's official: Halo is coming to PlayStation. Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5, Xbox, and PC in 2026. I've been playing it for a few days and I'm impressed. Full details and hands-on here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/805174/...
Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5 and Xbox in 2026
Halo arrives on PlayStation
www.theverge.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Microsoft confirms that all future Halo games will be on PlayStation "going forward"
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m officially married :3
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The bullets had “trans markings”!! Oh wait, they didn’t? Well the killer was secretly trans!! Wait, he wasn’t? Well the killer had a trans girlfriend!! I mean roommate! Or he once walked by a trans person on the street!! Or heard “trans” on TV!! Trans!! Trans!! Trans!! (F’ing shameless monsters.)
Kash Patel's FBI is now claiming that they caught the Charlie Kirk shooter through texts with his transgender roommate, which is odd because just yesterday the Governor of Utah was saying that his family turned him in, leading to widespread calls for Patel to resign.
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Reminder that many right wing people celebrated the suicide of a 17 year old trans girl they made it into a meme they thought it was 'funny' so excuse me if I do have much in the way of empathy for people like him
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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“I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

-Mark Twain
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@solargrrl.bsky.social and I are getting married on September 29th

I can’t wait to become their wife 💗
It’s official!

We have a wedding date!
September 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s official!

We have a wedding date!
September 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
C R A B
August 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Idk how seagulls will deep throat whole rats and fly away with it. I tried swallowing some pills like a seagull and almost choked.

Seagulls are the truest of throat goats
a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak
ALT: a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak
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August 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
fuck it we streaming again

www.twitch.tv/jordiebean
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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August 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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NEW: Maurene Comey, daughter of former FBI Director James Comey, was abruptly fired by Trump’s DOJ from her role as a federal prosecutor in Manhattan. She is best known for prosecuting both Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
BREAKING: Trump DOJ fires Epstein prosecutor Maurene Comey
YouTube video by MSNBC
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July 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM