Jordan ✨
@jordanxtyr.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 He/Him
📍 England, UK
✈️ Love to travel – next stop: TBC 💫
🎤 Concert fan – next show: Lady Gaga
📍 England, UK
✈️ Love to travel – next stop: TBC 💫
🎤 Concert fan – next show: Lady Gaga
*weeps in Millenial homosexual*
Today is FINALLY the day 🥹 See you tonight, Mother Monster! 🖤
#MayhemBallLondon
Today is FINALLY the day 🥹 See you tonight, Mother Monster! 🖤
#MayhemBallLondon
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
*weeps in Millenial homosexual*
Today is FINALLY the day 🥹 See you tonight, Mother Monster! 🖤
#MayhemBallLondon
Today is FINALLY the day 🥹 See you tonight, Mother Monster! 🖤
#MayhemBallLondon
IG close friends liked it 🤷🏻♂️
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
IG close friends liked it 🤷🏻♂️
Mighty Hoopla & the gays™ - 1
Brockwell Park NIMBYs - 0
Brockwell Park NIMBYs - 0
May 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mighty Hoopla & the gays™ - 1
Brockwell Park NIMBYs - 0
Brockwell Park NIMBYs - 0
Ncuti Gatwa is quite literally the most beautiful man on this planet
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ncuti Gatwa is quite literally the most beautiful man on this planet
That fresh haircut feeling 💫
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That fresh haircut feeling 💫
The button was well and truly pushed 💫
April 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The button was well and truly pushed 💫
Spontaneous trip to London 🌞
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Spontaneous trip to London 🌞
VIP or die 🖤 See you at The Mayhem Ball, Lady Gaga! 💫
March 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
VIP or die 🖤 See you at The Mayhem Ball, Lady Gaga! 💫
Homosexuals trying to get Lady Gaga tickets today
March 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Homosexuals trying to get Lady Gaga tickets today
That’s okay 🤭
Also not me thinking you meant one like her necklace, not an actual necklace of her, and me expecting something like this… 😭 Gagged by the Marge necklace featuring Marge herself
Also not me thinking you meant one like her necklace, not an actual necklace of her, and me expecting something like this… 😭 Gagged by the Marge necklace featuring Marge herself
March 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
That’s okay 🤭
Also not me thinking you meant one like her necklace, not an actual necklace of her, and me expecting something like this… 😭 Gagged by the Marge necklace featuring Marge herself
Also not me thinking you meant one like her necklace, not an actual necklace of her, and me expecting something like this… 😭 Gagged by the Marge necklace featuring Marge herself
Gorgeous vibes yesterday celebrating one of my best friends getting hitched 🤍✨
March 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Gorgeous vibes yesterday celebrating one of my best friends getting hitched 🤍✨
MAYHEM opaque yellow vinyl + signed art card 🖤
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
MAYHEM opaque yellow vinyl + signed art card 🖤
Day 2: A song you like with a number in the title
Britney Spears - 3
Britney Spears - 3
March 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Day 2: A song you like with a number in the title
Britney Spears - 3
Britney Spears - 3
Day 1: Chappell Roan - Red Wine Supernova
March 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Day 1: Chappell Roan - Red Wine Supernova
This song + this sample, inject it into my veins 🔥
March 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This song + this sample, inject it into my veins 🔥
Exhibit D: These were my favourite musicians…
And apparently, I had a weakness for PVC catsuits?
And apparently, I had a weakness for PVC catsuits?
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Exhibit D: These were my favourite musicians…
And apparently, I had a weakness for PVC catsuits?
And apparently, I had a weakness for PVC catsuits?
Exhibit C: These were my favourite characters in TV and movies… speaks for itself really
March 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Exhibit C: These were my favourite characters in TV and movies… speaks for itself really
Exhibit B: My James Cameron’s Titanic book. 🚢
I devoured every behind-the-scenes detail, idolised Rose and her gorgeous dresses, and was maybe just a little too fixated on Jack and his beautiful floppy hair…
Gay? Me? Never. 👀
I devoured every behind-the-scenes detail, idolised Rose and her gorgeous dresses, and was maybe just a little too fixated on Jack and his beautiful floppy hair…
Gay? Me? Never. 👀
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Exhibit B: My James Cameron’s Titanic book. 🚢
I devoured every behind-the-scenes detail, idolised Rose and her gorgeous dresses, and was maybe just a little too fixated on Jack and his beautiful floppy hair…
Gay? Me? Never. 👀
I devoured every behind-the-scenes detail, idolised Rose and her gorgeous dresses, and was maybe just a little too fixated on Jack and his beautiful floppy hair…
Gay? Me? Never. 👀
Signs I was gay before I knew I was gay (besides thinking watching gay p*rn was just a phase).
Exhibit A: My Sims 2 obsession.
Did I spend hours creating powerful, impeccably dressed women with dream careers who didn’t rely on men? 👀
Perhaps. 🤭
Exhibit A: My Sims 2 obsession.
Did I spend hours creating powerful, impeccably dressed women with dream careers who didn’t rely on men? 👀
Perhaps. 🤭
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Signs I was gay before I knew I was gay (besides thinking watching gay p*rn was just a phase).
Exhibit A: My Sims 2 obsession.
Did I spend hours creating powerful, impeccably dressed women with dream careers who didn’t rely on men? 👀
Perhaps. 🤭
Exhibit A: My Sims 2 obsession.
Did I spend hours creating powerful, impeccably dressed women with dream careers who didn’t rely on men? 👀
Perhaps. 🤭