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good morning gay people on my phone (profound pondering)
i'm storing and sharing astute pbservations off half of paywalled substack essays
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
i'm storing and sharing astute pbservations off half of paywalled substack essays
on of the worst ppl i've met was an extra on after the hunt..
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
on of the worst ppl i've met was an extra on after the hunt..
netflix buying warner bros.. send the missiles
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
netflix buying warner bros.. send the missiles
no i don't have spotify wrapped i have half a tidal recap
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
no i don't have spotify wrapped i have half a tidal recap
drinking a negroni before watching foreign film at local indie cinema
a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
drinking a negroni before watching foreign film at local indie cinema
oomf put buzzballs in the work fridge
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
oomf put buzzballs in the work fridge
.. leave michelle yeoh alone!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
.. leave michelle yeoh alone!!!!
i've decided to focus only on things i can control
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i've decided to focus only on things i can control
everyday everyday i hunger for the taste and mouthfeel of fried chicken, a potato crisp, and occasionally even a cookie
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
everyday everyday i hunger for the taste and mouthfeel of fried chicken, a potato crisp, and occasionally even a cookie
google search how to manifest
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
google search how to manifest
gay worker at charity shop clocked us and was like did you have a look at our bureaus?
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
gay worker at charity shop clocked us and was like did you have a look at our bureaus?
how did marketing get to this point? (cringe)
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
how did marketing get to this point? (cringe)
god i hope my future child will make sponsored posts on their instagram meme page
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
god i hope my future child will make sponsored posts on their instagram meme page
do house roast cafes get offended when i ask for their guest espresso
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
do house roast cafes get offended when i ask for their guest espresso
@icloud.com is crazy for a work email
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
@icloud.com is crazy for a work email
i can't fucking wait to see what cat cohen does in sentimental value
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i can't fucking wait to see what cat cohen does in sentimental value
so cold but my wifi not strong enough to work in bed..
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
so cold but my wifi not strong enough to work in bed..
made nyt ragu i have seasonal depression
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
made nyt ragu i have seasonal depression
at millennial trade gay rugby bar
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
at millennial trade gay rugby bar
beefing with bobbed up tall bitches at the perfume genius gig
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
beefing with bobbed up tall bitches at the perfume genius gig
google chrome reactivating their youtube account, gq doing journalism, mother against daughter, climate change....
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
google chrome reactivating their youtube account, gq doing journalism, mother against daughter, climate change....
we are in the ouroboros of media
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
we are in the ouroboros of media
fax is short for facsimile..
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
fax is short for facsimile..
i'm so sick of cokeheads like bitch drink a redbull
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i'm so sick of cokeheads like bitch drink a redbull