Jordan
@jordanahaines.bsky.social
🧑🏽💻 Tech person fueled by equal parts humor and coffee
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
🇺🇸 CTO @ Run for Something
☕ Speaking of coffee...father of 2
"Twenty year war on women over" proclaim group of almost all awake men
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Twenty year war on women over" proclaim group of almost all awake men
Reposted by Jordan
This Giving Tuesday, help build sustainable power & lift up a new generation of leaders with @runforsomething.net. Every donation up to $300k is matched! secure.actblue.com/donate/20251...
Donate to Run for Something PAC!
Show your support with a contribution.
secure.actblue.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This Giving Tuesday, help build sustainable power & lift up a new generation of leaders with @runforsomething.net. Every donation up to $300k is matched! secure.actblue.com/donate/20251...
#NYT: The president is tired
President: In this essay I will...
President: In this essay I will...
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#NYT: The president is tired
President: In this essay I will...
President: In this essay I will...
🤢
the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
🤢
have to say: #react email is excellent. Love that I don't have to send myself one billion emails just to test tweaks to CSS
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
have to say: #react email is excellent. Love that I don't have to send myself one billion emails just to test tweaks to CSS
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
react.email
...also something cool coming to @historio.app 👀
and still none for @jcsalterego.bsky.social ?
Been playing with daniel's Atmosphere sync tool. Just ballparking here but I think like 99.9999% of the data in the network is likes
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
and still none for @jcsalterego.bsky.social ?
I'm over here "creating station"s like it's still 2005
why can't I just describe a vibe to Apple Music and get a mediocre playlist that fits the vibe
that is the future I was promised
that is the future I was promised
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm over here "creating station"s like it's still 2005
why can't I just describe a vibe to Apple Music and get a mediocre playlist that fits the vibe
that is the future I was promised
that is the future I was promised
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
why can't I just describe a vibe to Apple Music and get a mediocre playlist that fits the vibe
that is the future I was promised
that is the future I was promised
So often magic of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is literally just being both honest and nice.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So often magic of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is literally just being both honest and nice.
"Look, Jake, you say titillating I say potato"
#rfkjr
#rfkjr
CASSIDY: I know it's titillating, but I think we need to move beyond the titillation
TAPPER: This isn't about titillation. This is about the fact that you are the chairman of the health committee and you voted to confirm somebody that by all accounts is actually making America less healthy
TAPPER: This isn't about titillation. This is about the fact that you are the chairman of the health committee and you voted to confirm somebody that by all accounts is actually making America less healthy
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Look, Jake, you say titillating I say potato"
#rfkjr
#rfkjr
Klobuchar flexing that she met the pope and he's still alive
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Klobuchar flexing that she met the pope and he's still alive
cool so 450 pounds of brand new #Temu products
We bought a 450-pound mystery pallet packed with returned goods from Amazon and beyond. Here’s what we found inside. nyti.ms/49y6zV7
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
cool so 450 pounds of brand new #Temu products
What in the world did people talk about in strategic planning meetings before the term "data-driven" came about?
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What in the world did people talk about in strategic planning meetings before the term "data-driven" came about?
oh this #zelda score is going to be such a bop
This is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play Link (1/2).
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
oh this #zelda score is going to be such a bop
Reposted by Jordan
Tuesday, 11/18 at 12pm ET/9am PT: Join me, Dan Pfeiffer & some other special guests for a @runforsomething.net 2025 election debrief plus a look ahead at our plans for 2026 & beyond. us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
Video Conferencing, Web Conferencing, Webinars, Screen Sharing
Zoom is the leader in modern enterprise video communications, with an easy, reliable cloud platform for video and audio conferencing, chat, and webinars across mobile, desktop, and room systems. Zoom ...
us02web.zoom.us
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Tuesday, 11/18 at 12pm ET/9am PT: Join me, Dan Pfeiffer & some other special guests for a @runforsomething.net 2025 election debrief plus a look ahead at our plans for 2026 & beyond. us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
Reposted by Jordan
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
“Lauren, how was Beetlejuice? Anyway, you can’t release these documents that prove I did nothing wrong”
It is instructive to see where Trump sees the need to exert political leverage. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Trump Ramps Up Pressure on G.O.P. to Thwart Epstein Vote
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Lauren, how was Beetlejuice? Anyway, you can’t release these documents that prove I did nothing wrong”
“Inflation is down” I remind my dasher as I provide the DoorDash recommended tip of eighty four cents
We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Inflation is down” I remind my dasher as I provide the DoorDash recommended tip of eighty four cents
The chapter on 2015 to 2025 in future US history books is going to be titled “the emails”
House Democrats on Wednesday released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of the convicted sex offender’s victims, among other messages that suggested Epstein believed Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged. nyti.ms/441Dyxh
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The chapter on 2015 to 2025 in future US history books is going to be titled “the emails”
Not to be all DEI, but what wars did we win between WW1 and WW2?
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not to be all DEI, but what wars did we win between WW1 and WW2?
it's not a deal because we got no things
Americans deserved a better deal than this one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's not a deal because we got no things