Jordan Orelli
jordan.orel.li
Jordan Orelli
@jordan.orel.li
platform engineer at Whatnot, game design MFA from DePaul
https://orel.li/
I think in this one, I started to notice it when the Swiss army knife has two scissors at 3:22, and found it very distracting from that point forward; I kept wondering if I had to check the author's work or not.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think it depends a lot on the specific examples. Your examples I probably wouldn't even think about, but the more its used the more tiring it gets. Here's a concrete example from recent memory of a talk where I found it really obscuring the content. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGB...
The worst programming language of all time
YouTube video by Lazo Velko
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In a pre-AI internet you plausibly believe that a photo found on google images depicts a thing that actually happened (a reality), whereas AI output is not a thing that has ever happened; it is a fabrication, a non-reality. What other non-realities is the speaker presenting as reality?
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ten years ago five of those things would have found a way to involve bacon. bacon salt, bacon scented soap in the shape of bacon, bacon advent calendar, alligator bacon, bacon flavored bullets, bacon truck nuts
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
so many sci-fi stories are “robot wishes to pass as human” or “human finds out they were a robot all along” and not enough “human wishes to pass as robot” or “robot finds out late in life they were actually human the whole time”
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
as a programmer I do not accept tools that harm non-programmers just because they might be useful for me. That’s textbook sociopathic behavior, the type of thing that becomes normalized when programmers only talk to other programmers. It’s like saying “but asbestos is a good insulator”.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
this is Jedi: Fallen Order erasure
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
his little "All In" badge is incredible in this context. Well done, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“private” inasmuch as “private between your institutions”, not “end to end encrypted”. Your university or employer could read your email.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I want a feed where each person I follow has like … posters mana. posting costs 30 mana. max mana is 120. mana regen is 1 per minute. replying to someone who doesn’t follow you costs an additional 20 mana.
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
this cheese also sponsors an olympic gymnast so what does it mean that it is both a sponsor to athletes and has a talent agent of its own? makes you think
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it’s extremely rad but I haven’t used it in years
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
a Tom & Jerry if you can find it. Failing that, Hot Buttered Rum. Brandy Alexander if you want something cold.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
you don’t need a multiverse, just some perl

github.com/dancerj/dsh
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you do `cd a b` it should produce two shells, one rooted at `a` and one rooted at `b`, and all commands should go to both
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lobsters is a place that makes people more capable of building the Torment Nexus, but no less willing. That is, I would argue, the opposite of the foundational spirit of free software, and the thing I find concerning.

The Torment Nexus pays well. What, if not culture, can countervail that?
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM