Jordan Orelli
jordan.orel.li
Jordan Orelli
@jordan.orel.li
platform engineer at Whatnot, game design MFA from DePaul
https://orel.li/
same dude on lobste.rs offering up the helpful point that slavery has produced some neat products.

lobste.rs/s/42qb2p/i_a...
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ok, an update: I made this comment in a thread about this @mcsweeneys.net piece: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

since then, lobste.rs admins took it down the thread for not relating to computing. You can't make this stuff up!
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
having grown up around bulldozer and truck drivers and construction workers, I think of this character constantly
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
having a fun day with Python
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
give us Gwyneth as Siglind from Rivals of Catan
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“rain soon, walk now”
August 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this is dumb but I just spotted this display at Staples where they’re advertising a gamer keyboard with a Palia screenshot
August 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
am I reading this right? responses sum to 78.5%, so 21.5% of survey respondents did not answer this question?

60% of experienced devs (10+ years experience) that responded indicate they either somewhat or highly distrust the output of AI coding tools? lol

survey.stackoverflow.co/2025/ai#deve...
July 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the one guy that remembers how to code
July 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
mine was The Athletic, not sure if it's randomized or personalized or what but it's at least not universally NYT
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
this is how element renders an animated gif when you put an animated gif in a matrix chat, I am ... beside myself
July 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the thing about huskies is that they are very smart, smart enough that by the fourth day of wearing a cone of shame they have figured out how to aim it well enough to ram you with it when they want something
July 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
George Lucas really didn't miss
June 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
noticed for the first time that the top :dead: icon on slackmojis.com is Krillin
June 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
May 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
don’t worry, they’re a No Hype shop
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“feels by” temps should be location-aware, 63 in March to a Chicagoan feels like 85
March 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
just opened a pack in #pokémon tcg pocket that contained all star or two-star rarity cards
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
anybody else?
February 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
graph of my outgoing bandwidth showing when I stopped letting Anthropic repeatedly re-download QMK firmware from me which, and I can't stress this enough, consists almost entirely of data they're already scraped from other people and that's freely available anywhere.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
second attempt, height is much better, bottoms aren’t as overdone. These seem to be about correct based on my wife describing them as “too British”
February 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
people are always talking about Balatro but one thing I have never heard mentioned is it’s one of few games that can be played on Switch entirely on the touchscreen
February 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
INSIDE
February 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
if you’re tired of all the streaming services’ bullshit you can always rent a digital video disc
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
blog is short for “baking log” right
January 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM