Jorb
@jorbstache.bsky.social
they/them || he/him
wnc musician || disc golfer || gamer
this will be a confusing amount of bad jokes, arsenal/bruins fandom, and #fungifriends content
wnc musician || disc golfer || gamer
this will be a confusing amount of bad jokes, arsenal/bruins fandom, and #fungifriends content
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CANNOT allow Arsenal to be having such a nice time without doing some rubbish drawings so fine here goes
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
CANNOT allow Arsenal to be having such a nice time without doing some rubbish drawings so fine here goes
Horst Wessel
Look him up!
Look him up!
President Trump on Tuesday posthumously awarded Charlie Kirk, the conservative activist, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, bestowing the highest civilian honor in the U.S. on a political ally who was assassinated last month. Read more: nyti.ms/4nR4ec3
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Horst Wessel
Look him up!
Look him up!
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Big money idea:
A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Big money idea:
A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
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1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant"
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer
some of y'all need to watch Andor and it shows
June 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
some of y'all need to watch Andor and it shows
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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May an agreement not be struck 🤞
April 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
May an agreement not be struck 🤞
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Both Declan Rice free kick goals together
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Both Declan Rice free kick goals together
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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many cultures consider the worm an esteemed, respectable animal—a steward of the earth. it's inferior status in the west proves how far we've distanced ourselves from virtue
March 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
many cultures consider the worm an esteemed, respectable animal—a steward of the earth. it's inferior status in the west proves how far we've distanced ourselves from virtue
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Finally can upload this here.
March 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Finally can upload this here.
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Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.
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From @yepicurus on instagram
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
From @yepicurus on instagram
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(Rearrange my) Guts Man
February 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
(Rearrange my) Guts Man
saw a sharpied on proverb at the bar tonight:
"my dick is a penis"
"my dick is a penis"
February 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
saw a sharpied on proverb at the bar tonight:
"my dick is a penis"
"my dick is a penis"
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The thing with Gary Neville that has been abundantly clear for a long time is that he’s a busy guy and he just doesn’t watch football anymore. The only games he watches are the ones he works on, which is why he transitioned to lazy, narrative based analysis. He should hire a researcher.
February 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The thing with Gary Neville that has been abundantly clear for a long time is that he’s a busy guy and he just doesn’t watch football anymore. The only games he watches are the ones he works on, which is why he transitioned to lazy, narrative based analysis. He should hire a researcher.
he's a joke. I'm laughing at this point. through the tears, but there is laughter
13% of Arsenal's matches with Oliver have had a red card, how improbable is that?
13% of matches with Oliver have had a red card, how improbable is that?
It is still within the random chance range but it is an outlier that raises suspicion and doesn't inspire confidence that something fishy is happening.
www.cannonstats.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
he's a joke. I'm laughing at this point. through the tears, but there is laughter
tierney really can just hit those dimes into the box still
January 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
tierney really can just hit those dimes into the box still
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Well done to this Bishop for having the courage to speak out. We need more people like this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Bishop asks Trump to show mercy to LGBT people and migrants
Right Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde made a plea to the president in a sermon that Trump later criticised.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Well done to this Bishop for having the courage to speak out. We need more people like this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...