jorbs
@jorbs.bsky.social
he/him | i bought a house from people paying to watch me play videogames how cool is that | author: before we go live | twitch/yt partner
this is very funny, right
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this is very funny, right
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October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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poker is so wild. this site's charts say big blind's play with 93s against raise, 3b, cold 4b, cold 5b, cold 6b all-in, is to call half the time. and the game is weird enough that i'm not immediately 100% sure it's wrong.
October 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
poker is so wild. this site's charts say big blind's play with 93s against raise, 3b, cold 4b, cold 5b, cold 6b all-in, is to call half the time. and the game is weird enough that i'm not immediately 100% sure it's wrong.
at uw this afternoon. sanity check is this the best bus stop in the world or
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
at uw this afternoon. sanity check is this the best bus stop in the world or
i think league of legends is more interesting to watch if teams have front line and engage, or failing that can do something else with strategic relevance well
July 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i think league of legends is more interesting to watch if teams have front line and engage, or failing that can do something else with strategic relevance well
look. shut the fuck up. it's possible to know something and still have it not be right to tell everyone.
April 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
look. shut the fuck up. it's possible to know something and still have it not be right to tell everyone.
like our entire internet is shovelware. surely this will become a problem at some point.
April 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
like our entire internet is shovelware. surely this will become a problem at some point.
apparently this is the limit of the modern internet
April 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
apparently this is the limit of the modern internet
when i try to change the password from within the account, lol:
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
when i try to change the password from within the account, lol:
pretty incredibly timeline right now on the bad site
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
pretty incredibly timeline right now on the bad site
this is so ghastly but also somehow extremely funny. "i was bullied in school, the only example i can think of is of me bullying someone so cruelly that they almost killed me in retaliation"
March 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
this is so ghastly but also somehow extremely funny. "i was bullied in school, the only example i can think of is of me bullying someone so cruelly that they almost killed me in retaliation"
i have been looking up some elon stuff for ~reasons~ and check out this google autocomplete holy fuck we're cooked.
like yeah, google, the thing i typed that for was because i speak italian and wanted to know his nationality.
like yeah, google, the thing i typed that for was because i speak italian and wanted to know his nationality.
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i have been looking up some elon stuff for ~reasons~ and check out this google autocomplete holy fuck we're cooked.
like yeah, google, the thing i typed that for was because i speak italian and wanted to know his nationality.
like yeah, google, the thing i typed that for was because i speak italian and wanted to know his nationality.
just watched the irony of fate for the first time and it contains this absolute all-timer
March 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just watched the irony of fate for the first time and it contains this absolute all-timer
here is an example section from the wikipedia on transphobia. it would be normal to call someone contributing to furtherance of this manifestation of transphobia hateful toward trans people, as they are agentic in trans people experiencing this sort of hate.
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
here is an example section from the wikipedia on transphobia. it would be normal to call someone contributing to furtherance of this manifestation of transphobia hateful toward trans people, as they are agentic in trans people experiencing this sort of hate.
a classic example. does this person, who is advocating self-sacrifice in service of non-whites, care about and respect non-white people?
February 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
a classic example. does this person, who is advocating self-sacrifice in service of non-whites, care about and respect non-white people?
well like, here are the people trying to tip the margin. and here are the people who didn't. leftists are massively overrepresented in the lgbtqia+ community. it seems like the community which actually failed to get votes out was straight white men.
February 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
well like, here are the people trying to tip the margin. and here are the people who didn't. leftists are massively overrepresented in the lgbtqia+ community. it seems like the community which actually failed to get votes out was straight white men.
seems untrue? like, a more straightforward explanation seems to be that a plurality of voters want to see an aging reality tv dude play racist cowboy in the oval office. disadvantaged groups fail because most voters hate them, not because they play poorly within the dem party.
February 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
seems untrue? like, a more straightforward explanation seems to be that a plurality of voters want to see an aging reality tv dude play racist cowboy in the oval office. disadvantaged groups fail because most voters hate them, not because they play poorly within the dem party.
this is getting toward a point where i feel like it's remarkable i didn't have the computer crash or something for a run loss yet.
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
this is getting toward a point where i feel like it's remarkable i didn't have the computer crash or something for a run loss yet.
absolutely distraught that this got downvoted.
January 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
absolutely distraught that this got downvoted.
i accidentally streamed diablo 2 for 12 hours last night and woke up to this spreadsheet lol
January 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i accidentally streamed diablo 2 for 12 hours last night and woke up to this spreadsheet lol
this is a lore-accurate seattle weather forecast. the city is known for having low clouds park on top of it, unable to travel east because of the mountains. the water to the west stabilizes the temperature and resupplies the clouds.
we actually have incredible summers, but winter does this a lot.
we actually have incredible summers, but winter does this a lot.
December 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
this is a lore-accurate seattle weather forecast. the city is known for having low clouds park on top of it, unable to travel east because of the mountains. the water to the west stabilizes the temperature and resupplies the clouds.
we actually have incredible summers, but winter does this a lot.
we actually have incredible summers, but winter does this a lot.
the two games in my steam account which make anyone suspect slay the spire 2 might be up my alley
December 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
the two games in my steam account which make anyone suspect slay the spire 2 might be up my alley
hi from my cat, who missed me over thanksgiving
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 AM
hi from my cat, who missed me over thanksgiving