Jon Kung
@jonkung.bsky.social
Farmer Jack Era Detroiter. Cook, Content Creator. Cookbook author.
www.Beacons.ai/jonkung
www.Beacons.ai/jonkung
Me refusing to respond to an urgent work email on a Sunday.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me refusing to respond to an urgent work email on a Sunday.
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re In Need of Six Eggs?
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re In Need of Six Eggs?
Conservatives blaming trans people (who want nothing to do with them) for how horny they make them
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Conservatives blaming trans people (who want nothing to do with them) for how horny they make them
50° to 60° is the sluttiest temperature range for men because there is absolutely no reason for a shorts and sweater combo besides unfettered hoeism.
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
50° to 60° is the sluttiest temperature range for men because there is absolutely no reason for a shorts and sweater combo besides unfettered hoeism.
NO KINGS*
*exceptions include:
*exceptions include:
June 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
NO KINGS*
*exceptions include:
*exceptions include:
Just a PSA that I am NOT on Red Note. I’m not selling my book or meals or meet and greets or anything on red note. We’ve reached out to them with no response to get the account taken down and apparently it’s got nearly 30k followers.
May 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just a PSA that I am NOT on Red Note. I’m not selling my book or meals or meet and greets or anything on red note. We’ve reached out to them with no response to get the account taken down and apparently it’s got nearly 30k followers.
Shots from my camping trip last week
March 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Shots from my camping trip last week
Your friend with ADHD owes their entire f*cking life to that top right button.
January 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Your friend with ADHD owes their entire f*cking life to that top right button.
In the style of Alicia Keys: “This, man is a Naziiiiiiiiiiiiiii. This, man is a NaziiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiiii…”
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In the style of Alicia Keys: “This, man is a Naziiiiiiiiiiiiiii. This, man is a NaziiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiiii…”
Making good progress and also having fun, floppy hair is going to be a problem for me.
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making good progress and also having fun, floppy hair is going to be a problem for me.
You will be visited by three spirits…
January 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You will be visited by three spirits…
Leaving up holiday decorations has been a tradition in my family since my great grandparents left a new year good luck banner on their door since before I was born. This practice would be followed by my grandparents, and also that one auntie you know. In honor of that: here is our CNY tree.
January 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Leaving up holiday decorations has been a tradition in my family since my great grandparents left a new year good luck banner on their door since before I was born. This practice would be followed by my grandparents, and also that one auntie you know. In honor of that: here is our CNY tree.
My New Year’s Spread featuring auspicious dishes and the New Year’s candy dish ☺️☺️.
January 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My New Year’s Spread featuring auspicious dishes and the New Year’s candy dish ☺️☺️.
I see your cauldron and raise you a soup kettle.
Stays on warm all day. Mug of broth on demand.
Stays on warm all day. Mug of broth on demand.
January 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I see your cauldron and raise you a soup kettle.
Stays on warm all day. Mug of broth on demand.
Stays on warm all day. Mug of broth on demand.
One thing I’m working on and one things I’m good at.
A matcha cheesecake pie that turned out much better than I thought it would and a prime rib that fucks as hard as I thought it would. 6/10 and 9/10.
A matcha cheesecake pie that turned out much better than I thought it would and a prime rib that fucks as hard as I thought it would. 6/10 and 9/10.
January 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One thing I’m working on and one things I’m good at.
A matcha cheesecake pie that turned out much better than I thought it would and a prime rib that fucks as hard as I thought it would. 6/10 and 9/10.
A matcha cheesecake pie that turned out much better than I thought it would and a prime rib that fucks as hard as I thought it would. 6/10 and 9/10.
One thing I’m good at and one thing I’m working on:
Prime rib in its 48 hour brine with added 5 spice to see if I can get in some added sweetness of aroma to compliment the crust.
Matcha cheesecake pie. Crust turned out great. The cheesecake rose in the middle causing the top to toast and crack.
Prime rib in its 48 hour brine with added 5 spice to see if I can get in some added sweetness of aroma to compliment the crust.
Matcha cheesecake pie. Crust turned out great. The cheesecake rose in the middle causing the top to toast and crack.
December 31, 2024 at 12:47 PM
One thing I’m good at and one thing I’m working on:
Prime rib in its 48 hour brine with added 5 spice to see if I can get in some added sweetness of aroma to compliment the crust.
Matcha cheesecake pie. Crust turned out great. The cheesecake rose in the middle causing the top to toast and crack.
Prime rib in its 48 hour brine with added 5 spice to see if I can get in some added sweetness of aroma to compliment the crust.
Matcha cheesecake pie. Crust turned out great. The cheesecake rose in the middle causing the top to toast and crack.
My current quest is to be good at pie.
Left to right.
First pie ever to most recent pie #4.
Also developing a recipe for purple sweet potato pie while I’m learning.
Left to right.
First pie ever to most recent pie #4.
Also developing a recipe for purple sweet potato pie while I’m learning.
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
My current quest is to be good at pie.
Left to right.
First pie ever to most recent pie #4.
Also developing a recipe for purple sweet potato pie while I’m learning.
Left to right.
First pie ever to most recent pie #4.
Also developing a recipe for purple sweet potato pie while I’m learning.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I cook.”
“I cook.”
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
“What do you do for a living?”
“I cook.”
“I cook.”
Something I’m trying to get better at and something I’m really f*cking good at:
Pie and Prime Rib…
Cooking that lil darling tonight.
The pie is my first Okinawan purple sweet potato pie with Erin McDowel’s all butter crust. Poorly crimped.
Pie and Prime Rib…
Cooking that lil darling tonight.
The pie is my first Okinawan purple sweet potato pie with Erin McDowel’s all butter crust. Poorly crimped.
December 13, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Something I’m trying to get better at and something I’m really f*cking good at:
Pie and Prime Rib…
Cooking that lil darling tonight.
The pie is my first Okinawan purple sweet potato pie with Erin McDowel’s all butter crust. Poorly crimped.
Pie and Prime Rib…
Cooking that lil darling tonight.
The pie is my first Okinawan purple sweet potato pie with Erin McDowel’s all butter crust. Poorly crimped.
Feeling pretty good about maintaining progress while still going to all the holiday parties and having an excellent time. The weeks have been pretty strict but the wine selection has been excellent.
December 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Feeling pretty good about maintaining progress while still going to all the holiday parties and having an excellent time. The weeks have been pretty strict but the wine selection has been excellent.
Happy Holidays from Santa and UEW (United Elf Workers) Local 96930 President, Mochi and VP Boba.
December 9, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Happy Holidays from Santa and UEW (United Elf Workers) Local 96930 President, Mochi and VP Boba.