Jon Kung
@jonkung.bsky.social
Farmer Jack Era Detroiter. Cook, Content Creator. Cookbook author.
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Me refusing to respond to an urgent work email on a Sunday.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me refusing to respond to an urgent work email on a Sunday.
With all due respect to Jonathan Bailey eating a popsicle, the Padma Lakshmi/Mellissa King duo — whatever that may be — is hands down the hottest moment of 2025.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
With all due respect to Jonathan Bailey eating a popsicle, the Padma Lakshmi/Mellissa King duo — whatever that may be — is hands down the hottest moment of 2025.
If your Asian parents start comparing you to Mamdani remember to counterpoint with the fact that he was allowed to persue a liberal arts degree in Africana Studies and was a musician before stepping foot into politics.
a cartoon penguin holding a red uno card
ALT: a cartoon penguin holding a red uno card
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November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If your Asian parents start comparing you to Mamdani remember to counterpoint with the fact that he was allowed to persue a liberal arts degree in Africana Studies and was a musician before stepping foot into politics.
Florida is a state that answers the question: can a country get appendicitis?
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Florida is a state that answers the question: can a country get appendicitis?
Mamdani is now going to implement Shakira Law. A blanket ban on lying for all hips is now in place, wherever and whenever.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Mamdani is now going to implement Shakira Law. A blanket ban on lying for all hips is now in place, wherever and whenever.
Mary Sheffield isn’t just the first Black woman to be Detroit’s mayor. She’s also the youngest Black woman to be the mayor of a major US city (being a city with a population of 250k or more).
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mary Sheffield isn’t just the first Black woman to be Detroit’s mayor. She’s also the youngest Black woman to be the mayor of a major US city (being a city with a population of 250k or more).
I hope he’s in the White House just prolapsing with rage while watching the news.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I hope he’s in the White House just prolapsing with rage while watching the news.
I said brrrr… it’s woke in here
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I said brrrr… it’s woke in here
Some great news to wake up to across the board. Coming into the holidays with just a little bit of hope.
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Some great news to wake up to across the board. Coming into the holidays with just a little bit of hope.
Lately, I think a new greenish flag of mine for electing a state official has been the fact that they are ineligible to run for president. I want a politician who is here to do the task at hand without worrying about how their actions can affect a run for the presidency later on.
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lately, I think a new greenish flag of mine for electing a state official has been the fact that they are ineligible to run for president. I want a politician who is here to do the task at hand without worrying about how their actions can affect a run for the presidency later on.
If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.
Americans will never truly embrace any kind of substantial societal betterment until we stop thinking of poverty as a punishment that was earned. This “deservedness” is the seed of morality that grows in a capitalist mindset and that permeates everything from education to politics to worship.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Americans will never truly embrace any kind of substantial societal betterment until we stop thinking of poverty as a punishment that was earned. This “deservedness” is the seed of morality that grows in a capitalist mindset and that permeates everything from education to politics to worship.
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re In Need of Six Eggs?
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re In Need of Six Eggs?
Making Campfire Oatmeal with Acorn Squash
YouTube video by Jon Kung
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October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Damn. There’s so much going on in the US right now and I have to wait till I’m already back inside to talk about it 😭.
I don’t want to get stopped at the border for being too sassy.
I don’t want to get stopped at the border for being too sassy.
October 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Damn. There’s so much going on in the US right now and I have to wait till I’m already back inside to talk about it 😭.
I don’t want to get stopped at the border for being too sassy.
I don’t want to get stopped at the border for being too sassy.
Coming to China for the first time since before the pandemic I’m taken aback by a general optimism in the air. Like a feeling that things will be okay and that life and the small things can still be fully enjoyed and appreciated without a mental caveat or reality check.
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Coming to China for the first time since before the pandemic I’m taken aback by a general optimism in the air. Like a feeling that things will be okay and that life and the small things can still be fully enjoyed and appreciated without a mental caveat or reality check.
Minorities manage to hold onto their cultures even when they are the smallest group in a country. If your culture is under threat because you’re not *majority enough* then your culture wasn’t that rich to begin with.
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Minorities manage to hold onto their cultures even when they are the smallest group in a country. If your culture is under threat because you’re not *majority enough* then your culture wasn’t that rich to begin with.
Has anyone seen my emotional support cocaine?
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Has anyone seen my emotional support cocaine?
I need a drink but I’m waiting till I’m on the plane and in the air so I can get two drinks worth of drunk for 1 drinks worth of calories.
Follow me for more health and wellness advice.
Follow me for more health and wellness advice.
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I need a drink but I’m waiting till I’m on the plane and in the air so I can get two drinks worth of drunk for 1 drinks worth of calories.
Follow me for more health and wellness advice.
Follow me for more health and wellness advice.
Conservatives blaming trans people (who want nothing to do with them) for how horny they make them
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Conservatives blaming trans people (who want nothing to do with them) for how horny they make them
50° to 60° is the sluttiest temperature range for men because there is absolutely no reason for a shorts and sweater combo besides unfettered hoeism.
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
50° to 60° is the sluttiest temperature range for men because there is absolutely no reason for a shorts and sweater combo besides unfettered hoeism.
Reposted by Jon Kung
Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
This administration is going to be the death of me and right before it’s over I’m going to find out that f*cking snail was somehow behind all of it.
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This administration is going to be the death of me and right before it’s over I’m going to find out that f*cking snail was somehow behind all of it.
The first real sign of fall for me is when you switch from bottle lotion to tub lotion.
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The first real sign of fall for me is when you switch from bottle lotion to tub lotion.
Reposted by Jon Kung
A classic.
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
Nihilistic Password Security Questions
What is the name of your least favorite child? In what year did you abandon your dreams? What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress? At what...
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October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A classic.