How is pretending to read it (actually taking in the words on the page) worse than reading it for real? Because one isn't real and the other is! What more do you want?

I suppose the kind of "add half an hour to your life by eating six fewer chips" stuff is what leads to people worrying about Healthy Choices every time they eat out or buy a desk lunch though. You could end up having quite a lot less fun for a very slightly longer time

I'm not keen on his idea of living forever though. In my mind that means continuing to age but just never dying? Try getting any kind of insurance at the age of 8,328

Tempting to do a kind of extremely low key Bryan Johnson thing that just involves trying to add on a bit of injury time by drinking less and finally getting into vegetables twenty years after everybody else I know

Title track rather. I suppose it's still true though

You're looking at Asahi 0% logos zooming around the side of the pitch and you're thinking "or, tell you what would be even nicer right now..."

Somebody who doesn't really follow football was sharing an article by him the other day, saying "have you seen this? Who is this guy?" and I had to explain that yeah, he just pumps out crap opinions, it's what he does

Dancing In Outer Space, Is It Love You're After? and Spacer came out on the same day? That's mad

Yeah, that station takes the mickey, you've got award winning toilets but right next door there's an attraction dedicated to the most famous toilet copper

I like the happy concise Big Thief album but also I don't totally trust it?

So if you don't, have that one for free

Most songs would be on the Rock 1 preset but at different speeds. Some easier than others (like Flip Your Wig easy, Crystal less so)

Or the BBC could at least pull its usual trick of having somebody on for balance. Saying "no, it was shit actually, the licence fee is a waste of money" or something

I know a lot of people watched and enjoyed this Traitors thing but I don't think the BBC should be reporting it as news? Also annoying when the first story on the news is the outcome of the sports thing that's just finished on the same channel