Jonbenét Rumsfelds Revenge
@jonbenetrampage.bsky.social
they tried to kill me
im back for blood
jonbenét rumsfeld never forget
i am a literal communist
im back for blood
jonbenét rumsfeld never forget
i am a literal communist
Pinned
i fucking bsky'd myself and now i want to die
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i fucking bsky'd myself and now i want to die
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i mean! i'm sittin here on the group W bench!
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i mean! i'm sittin here on the group W bench!
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he only drinks pbr
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
he only drinks pbr
huge wet sloppy caesar salads
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
huge wet sloppy caesar salads
i asked jesus how big his dick was
he said this big
then he stretched out his arms and died
he said this big
then he stretched out his arms and died
I am hung on the cross or some shit
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i asked jesus how big his dick was
he said this big
then he stretched out his arms and died
he said this big
then he stretched out his arms and died
me writing like
The author’s indifferent intent
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
me writing like
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Reading about the National Guard soldier who ended up dead in DC. From a part of the country that was used up by exploitative industry and left to die, where military service is about all you've got as an option. So you do it, and get killed. Reminds me of a lot of the guys my dad met in Vietnam.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reading about the National Guard soldier who ended up dead in DC. From a part of the country that was used up by exploitative industry and left to die, where military service is about all you've got as an option. So you do it, and get killed. Reminds me of a lot of the guys my dad met in Vietnam.
fear and loathing on zootopia
Gangs of Zootopia
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
fear and loathing on zootopia
monogamy
or as i call it
monorailin
or as i call it
monorailin
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
monogamy
or as i call it
monorailin
or as i call it
monorailin
decapitate blue checks uwu
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
decapitate blue checks uwu
you think when popeye eats the spinach and his muscles get all big that his dick also flexes like that
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
you think when popeye eats the spinach and his muscles get all big that his dick also flexes like that
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me and who
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
me and who
i got my salad tossed jon
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i got my salad tossed jon
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Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
clifford the big red rocket
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
clifford the big red rocket
if your ass were a chinese restaurant
id call the health department because clearly this is a huge code violation
id call the health department because clearly this is a huge code violation
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
if your ass were a chinese restaurant
id call the health department because clearly this is a huge code violation
id call the health department because clearly this is a huge code violation
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calling the butterball hotline to report a home invasion
What the fuck is the butterball hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
calling the butterball hotline to report a home invasion
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
the good thing about restarting my acct is i can recycle old jokes
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the good thing about restarting my acct is i can recycle old jokes
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Sneakerhead who secretly fucks the shoes
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sneakerhead who secretly fucks the shoes
running my microwave 12 hours a day straight
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
running my microwave 12 hours a day straight
erikas knocked up
usha aint wearing her ring
and jd is probably the father???
usha aint wearing her ring
and jd is probably the father???
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
erikas knocked up
usha aint wearing her ring
and jd is probably the father???
usha aint wearing her ring
and jd is probably the father???