Jonbenét Rumsfeld Christmas Murder
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world famous child pageant war criminal
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
Pinned
oh no im not falling for this one again
"hillbilly" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey paternalistic tbh
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
oh no im not falling for this one again
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im ngl "gabagool" is a word that reeks of subtle ethnocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
im ngl "gabagool" is a word that reeks of subtle ethnocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
Gloooooooria
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Gloooooooria
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
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remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch
You think that's where things went wrong?
You think that's where things went wrong?
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch
You think that's where things went wrong?
You think that's where things went wrong?
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cosmic event NOW
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
cosmic event NOW
i miss stone quackers
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i miss stone quackers
a can of this exact vintage would fix me
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
a can of this exact vintage would fix me
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When that chess machine pissed off MacReady in The Thing he just poured whiskey on it and killed it. You can do that to AI machines
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When that chess machine pissed off MacReady in The Thing he just poured whiskey on it and killed it. You can do that to AI machines
gut health
more like
butt health
more like
butt health
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
gut health
more like
butt health
more like
butt health
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December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
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the long goodbye is a great movie where elliott gould wanders around like a jewish spike spiegel. like if arsene lupin's grandson had a picky cat. one must imagine robert altman an anime guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the long goodbye is a great movie where elliott gould wanders around like a jewish spike spiegel. like if arsene lupin's grandson had a picky cat. one must imagine robert altman an anime guy
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wow there's a lot of shitty shit going on
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wow there's a lot of shitty shit going on
what kind of name is orville redenbacher
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
what kind of name is orville redenbacher
he absolutely shit himself doing this
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
he absolutely shit himself doing this
oh shit jon has a lot of lolicon on this thing
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
oh shit jon has a lot of lolicon on this thing
youre telling me clams own a casino
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
youre telling me clams own a casino
aspergers helper
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
aspergers helper
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rip elvis
you would have loved lolicon
you would have loved lolicon
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
rip elvis
you would have loved lolicon
you would have loved lolicon
long john silver chair
Gold Phish
Uncle Cracker Barrel
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
long john silver chair