Jonathan Garris
@jonathangarris.bsky.social
Former Sears cashier, current communications guy, forever broken Philly sports fan. At least my kids love me
It's incredible how much I've grown to despise each and every one of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It's incredible how much I've grown to despise each and every one of these people
This feckless mfer was *this close* to being vice president lmao
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This feckless mfer was *this close* to being vice president lmao
Objectively among the worst leaders in American political history, jfc, it's not even hyperbole at this point
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Objectively among the worst leaders in American political history, jfc, it's not even hyperbole at this point
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
*Dem strategist watching, eyes squinting* this will absolutely cause us to lose elections. I am smart. Please pay me $18 million so I can tweet about this
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
*Dem strategist watching, eyes squinting* this will absolutely cause us to lose elections. I am smart. Please pay me $18 million so I can tweet about this
Taylee❌
Mckarty❌
Nayvie❌
Maylee❌
Brilyn✔️
Mckarty❌
Nayvie❌
Maylee❌
Brilyn✔️
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Taylee❌
Mckarty❌
Nayvie❌
Maylee❌
Brilyn✔️
Mckarty❌
Nayvie❌
Maylee❌
Brilyn✔️
Telling the "knee grow" to move out of the way because someone couldn't possibly be mixed race? Also no violation here lol. As long as you don't explicitly say anything racist you're good!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Telling the "knee grow" to move out of the way because someone couldn't possibly be mixed race? Also no violation here lol. As long as you don't explicitly say anything racist you're good!!!!
Dr. Gero's most disappointing android
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dr. Gero's most disappointing android